On the subject of attire, drop the dress code period. Don't require ties, or suits, dresses or pantyhose, ESPECIALLY NOT THE PANTYHOSE.
If people want to dress up, let them. If people want to show up in shorts and a tank, let them. Just hop in the car, no matter what you're wearing and head for that jumpin' joint, the kingdom hall. Ever hear the song Kingdom Hall by Van Morrison? I think he'd rather see the Kingdom Hall turned into a church type dance hall, too. I've heard he was raised attending the hall.
Kingdom Hall by Van Morrison
So glad to see you
So glad you're here
Come here beside me now
We can clear inhibition away
All inhibitions
Throw them away
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Chorus:
Oh, they were swingin'
Down at Kingdom Hall
Oh, bells were ringin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
A choir was singin'
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Do do do do do do, do
Do do do do do do
Good body music
Brings you right here
Free flowin' motion now
When we're shakin' it out on the floor
Good rockin' music
Down in your shoes
And when we dance like this
Like we've never been dancin' before
Repeat Chorus
Down at the Kingdom Hall
They were havin' a party
They were havin' a ball
Bells were ringing out
And the choir was singin'
Hey, liley, liley, liley
Hey, liley, liley, low
Do do, do do, do do, do do
Sugar was there
Did you see Sugar
Down at the Kingdom Hall
Sugar was tough
