ooo-ahhh! Well done.
I'm preparing a story, about 'a girl I work with, she used to be in your church, but was molested by her father who was a minister, and they only spoke to him and didn't call the police, it was exactly like those girls who were on (find out name of show and quote it)'... etc Their first reaction is to defend their faith to non-believers; they must clear up these lies I have been told.
If they fall for it, 'she told me that you believe in ... and this can't be true because.....'
not too knowledgeable, mind!