religious joke..feel free to add to

by tijkmo 23 Replies latest social humour

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  Ellie

  2 nuns are sitting on a wall when a flasher goes by.

  One has a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

  A nun dies and goes up to heaven, she is greeted at the gate by Saint Peter, he tells her she can enter heaven only if she can answer 3 questions.

  The first question is, what was the name of Jesus' mother, to which she answers "Mary".

  The second question is, how many days did it take God to create the earth, to which she answers "7".

  The 3rd question is, what was the first thing Eve said on meeting Adam? To which she answers "Blimey, thats a hard one".
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  tijkmo

  girl goes into confessional and admits to priest she is not wearing panties under her dress..

  thats unacceptable behaviour says the priest...upon leaving the confessional you must say 3 hail marys and do 6 cart wheels
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  greendawn

  A jw elder is being tormented in the lake of fire and sulfur for having emotionally abused some of the flock showing to them no christian love or compassion. He complaints that it's too hot but the CO underneath says: but at least you are lucky you are standing on my shouders down here is even hotter.
  
  Then a GB member says to the CO and you are standing on my shoulders you sod, you should have been where I am to see what hot really means.
  
  The CO then says: it serves you right because you are the one that instructed me to instruct the elders to abuse the flock of the Lord.
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  Brenda

  very cute