minimus,
I could go off at any minute. So sit tight.
love michelle
by minimus 35 Replies latest jw friends
minimus,
I could go off at any minute. So sit tight.
love michelle
Catholic Church "joins UN" as an N.G.O., and it proves they are the harlot riding the wild beast. Also, no JW can use the gym facilites at the YMCA, because that is supporting false religion. There is not good reason to support false religion!!! Ever!!!
Compared to:
WTS "joins UN" as an N.G.O., and (after initial denials) is defended by JWs with well, they must have had a good reason! Yeah, they had to use the Wild Beast's library! What is possibly wrong with that?
~Quotes of the "'In the Navy' better song than 'Y.M.C.A.'" class
(repeat what Leolai already said)
Verify Your religion: http://quotes.watchtower.ca/verify.htm
Do *NOT* Verify your religion: http://quotes.watchtower.ca/verify_not.htm
~Quotes, of the "Questions Authority" class
Car Groups in the field service are admonished not to spend too much time on breaks at McDonalds.
The Circuit Overseer takes his group there first thing after the prayer for coffee.
Put that in your book bag and smoke it!
W.Once
Those bastards at the Vatican supported the Nazis!
*** yb 1934 Page 134 ***
The greatest and the most oppressive empire on earth is the Anglo-American empire. By that is meant the British Empire, of which the United States of America forms a part. It has been the commercial Jews of the British-American empire that have built up and carried on Big Business as a means of exploiting and oppressing the peoples of many nations. This fact particularly applies to the cities of London and New York, the stronghold of Big Business. This fact is so manifest in America that there is a proverb concerning the city of New York which says: The Jews own it, the Irish Catholics rule it, and the Americans pay the bills. [Emphasis added]
*** yb 1934 Page 135 ***
The present government of Germany has declared emphatically against Big Business oppressors and in opposition to the wrongful religious influence in the political affairs of the nations. Such is exactly our position. [Emphasis added]
*** yb 1934 Page 136 ***
Instead of being against the principles advocated by the government of Germany, we stand squarely for such principles, and point out that Jehovah God through Christ Jesus will bring about the full realization of these principles and will give to the people peace and prosperity and the greatest desire of every honest heart. [Emphasis added]
*** yb 1934 Page 137 ***
A careful examination of our books and literature will disclose the fact that the very high ideals held and promulgated by the present national government are set forth in and endorsed and strongly emphasized in our publications and show that Jehovah God will see to it that these high ideals in due time will be attained by all persons who love righteousness . . . . [Emphasis added]*** yb 1934 Page 138 ***
"Let us remind the government and the people of Germany, that it was the League of Nations compact that laid upon the shoulders of the German people the great unjust and unbearable burdens. That the League of Nations compact was not brought forth by the friends of Germany."
Don’t give gifts, don’t ask for gifts, but take any gifts that are offered.
Don’t donate blood, rip out the transfusion line if conscious, declare involuntary transfusions a “spiritual rape”, but grudgingly accept concentrated blood components from worldly donors.
All non-JW schoolchildren are “bad association”, team sports are a waste of time, but a private rip-down tearing drunk of a teenage orgy is OK as long as they are all JW’s.
Shun a disfellowshipped teenager but revere an abusive elder who has not yet been disciplined.
The shunned teenager kills himself and you talk amongst yourselves about the sad fate of those who leave the “truth”. The revered elder kills himself and you sigh that we are all “imperfect” but at least we have the “truth”.
Tell your adult child that they are obliged to “honor” you, but refuse to attend their wedding because they picked a “worldly” dude.
Your neighbor hears of your father’s declining health and drives you to the hospital and sends over a casserole. Your neighbor tells you his father’s health is declining so you deliver presentation number three about the declining state of the world and the hope of paradise. You send over a magazine.
A lonely senior on a limited pension needs your magazines more than a meal, errands done, or fifteen minutes of your undivided attention. You leave a magazine and tell her that her absent children are responsible for “material” needs.
You are now the lonely senior. You are not talking to any of your DF’d children. Your lone elder-child, the only one whose photo graces your mantel, has no time for you. You grudgingly accept the offers to cut your grass and the casseroles from your neighbour’s kids. You give them a magazine and tell them their life would be much better if they had the “truth”.
Jgnat---that was excellent!--------The congrgation is admonished not to gossip about people in the congregation. But if you're an elder, it's ok.
jgnat,
You are now the lonely senior. You are not talking to any of your DF’d children. Your lone elder-child, the only one whose photo graces your mantel, has no time for you. You grudgingly accept the offers to cut your grass and the casseroles from your neighbour’s kids. You give them a magazine and tell them their life would be much better if they had the “truth”.
This was so inspired, thank you. I want to print this as big as a movie poster and place it around town. Self centered little preaching machines! Led of course by those pillars of compassion, the Body of Elders.
W.Once
The congrgation is admonished not to gossip about people in the congregation. But if you're an elder, it's ok.
Minimus - I think there is a more accurate caveat here.
You can be disfellowshipped for gossip and slander, but the body of elders uses the congregation slander-line to make sure that 'apostates' or other evil influences are silenced until they have Brooklyn's ok to put us to death by disfellowshipping.
Jeff
Rank and file Witnesses bitch and complain about virtually everything in the Org. but shun anyone who willfully leaves as "apostate".
Witnesses make sure not to overdrink in front of any "newly interested ones" or "worldlings" who know they are dubs but get trashed out of their minds on camping trips and other places where they know they won't get called on it.
GBL