by PaulJ 39 Replies latest jw friends
Tell me what you think is cool, and things you think are uncool....
Cool
Rock music
T-shirts
Trainers
Horror books
Soccer
Lasagne
Uncool
Chavs
British weather... hot then col, then rain, then wind.... WTF?? Its august!!!
Marmite!!!!!
Mullet haircuts
Holsters for mobile phones
Cool
JWD (can't believe you forgot that one)
Duh! Oh yeah!!!
Uncool:
people who say 'im in I.T.'
people who design websites, so say 'im not in I.T. im a designer' (yeah right)
people who design websites and work from home and have 5 clocks on the wall telling the time in Tokyo, New York, London, Paris and Milan
people who are in I.T. and are always having a really LOUD IMPORTANT conversation on their mobile about how you need to recheck the settings on the LAN WAP interface and make sure the configurations on the hard drive board flitcher module node is set to zero
people who are in I.T. and work from home (with the 5 clocks on the wall, and the mobile switched on LOUD RING) who are constantly reminding you how cool they are because they never have to wear a suit, and instead they wear that round neck black T shirt from Gap that says Gap on the front in cool lettering.
people who are in IT (work from home, clock, mobile, t-shirt) who are constantly bragging to you about the newest gizmo youve never heard of ftom Japan that they have just bought, and how it will revolutionise communications and interface games, music, video conferencing, internet, shopping, films and there will be no need for books ever again, and it can even take a shit for you, while you are busy downloading something really important like a cartoon of a frog riding on an invisible motorbike.
whew, glad I'm not in IT or a designer, LOL.
Cool:
fresh bread
eating healthy
massages
espresso
art !!!!!
being polite
having an open mind
standing up for your rights
good movies
Nutella
Uncool:
hairy backs and necks
not flossing one's teeth regularly
wearing sandals when your feet are nasty
wearing thongs to your office job when your pants are see-through
war
terrorism
racism
rudeness
blood sausage
Cool
Saturday paper with a late
friends
the ocean
Thai food
intimacy
Uncool
old guys who wear boardshorts with a T shirt tucked in
sandals with socks
comb overs
disco
cammo gear
synthetics
mediocracy
people who say 'im in I.T.'
I work with people like this, and comprehensively agree!
It sounds like one of Katie's ex-boyfriends was in I.T.
Cool:
Me.
Uncool:
People who are down on I.T. professionals like me. They're usually the first ones who call us in their whiny little voices to complain that their coffee cup holder (cd-rom tray) broke off when they placed their Grande Vanilla Polar Cappucino on it and now the slop is all over their keyboards.
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Oh yeah:
Cool:
Carpenter pants
Comedies
Tatoos
Football
Old stuff
Pizza
Knives
Explosions
Beer
Crop circles
Fruit 'n Walnut Salad
Fire
Uncool:
Humidity
Tighty whities
Cholesterol
Snow
Old people who can't drive
Young people who can't drive
Rain
Women who control every conversation
False brick siding
Weeds
Icy roads
Attention whores
