OK, I gotta admit I called the I.T. guy because I forgot my password. I called the I.T. guy because I couldnt get the printer to work (it had run out of paper) I called the I.T. guy because my computer wouldnt start (the plug had come unloose from the socket). I called the I.T. guy because I couldnt get 'Asian Babes' on the network (his boss had banned it - bastard).
So in the end I shagged the I.T. guy and all my problems were solved.
But you HAVE to admit - those guys are SUPER NERDS!