by PaulJ 39 Replies latest jw friends
Misspeaches you CANT be an I.T. nerd because (a) you are a laydee (b) you are a pretty laydee (c) I cant shag you to get my I.T. problems solved.
Looks like I hurt a whole lotta nerdy feelings on this thread....
(OK - im sorry, but you enjoyed sticking up for yourselves, didnt you dweeby people )
So in the end I shagged the I.T. guy and all my problems were solved
I bet he was wearing a Red Dwarf T-shirt
Yeah Katie I want to know how you got his attention away from his monitor, quarter pounder and shake???
Oh dear Doofdaddy, thats closer than you think! He did bring me a MacDonalds in one day without me asking - it had the I.T. significance of an engagement ring!
Sorry to hear that Katie. Nerddom is truly international. My sister laments this. She is a successful business woman who travels constantly and can she find a man that can get his nose away from the screen and his big mac that's not gay???
LKL
What's a Chav?
A chav primarily a british disease. Chav's are young people (I call them Rat-Children) who generally hang around on the street intimidating other pedestrians, eating chips (fries), swearing, wearing imitation designer clothes, shoplifting and acting like complete assholes.
They either listen to rap (especially the males) or weak-ass r'n'b (especially the girls).
If you were descibe their appearance it would be 'tacky'.
For more information see http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ -It will tell you all you need to know...
More stuff....
COOL:
leaving early before traffic on Friday afternoons; spending lunchtime in the sun on the Boston Common; Fenway; servers with 8GB of RAM running RH9; GAIM Internet Messenger; middle-eastern foods; music by Natasha Atlas; Thievery Corporation; MP4's; motorcycles; beaches; WOMEN!
UNCOOL:
working late; system crashes; brown-nosing; outsourcing; rejection by females; trial software with expiration dates; price of CD's & DVD's ; movie ticket prices; people who make noise when they eat; men who don't wash their hands; bogarting long hits on a short spliff; getting sand on people at the beach; speeding tickets;
cool
Airstream Travel Trailers
uncool
OK, I gotta admit I called the I.T. guy because I forgot my password.
ou, ou... the airstream. yes, very cool!
