What will sharks eat in the New System?

PopeOfEruke

Ok so we all know the lion will lie down with the lamb in the New System. Somehow the lions's 6 inch canines will become redundant and he will suddenly get the urge to eat grass. Acutally the lion's will choose to eat mint and they will jsut remember the missing lamb flavor.

But what will sharks eat? Why did jehovah create the great white shark with it's deadly rows of teeth which regrow if they fall out, if it was designed to be a plankton eater??

This is such a flaw in the JW doctrine. I real insult to creation and the creator if you ask me.

Pope

confusedjw

Popes?

PopeOfEruke

CJW
Well we won't be there (remember??) so the shark will go hungry.
Pope

candidlynuts

out dated watchtowers of course.

talesin

As the lion will eat grass, so the great white will eat seaweed and eel grass. It is written.

t

*what a load of horse-puckey*

Fatfreek

I saw a recent documentary that revealed (I think for the first time) where scientists gutted a pregnant shark, then gutted the lone baby. That baby's tummy had the remains of either one or two of its siblings.

So the short, simple answer is they'll eat each other till they're all gone, all but one. The remaining one will eat nothing but peanut butter and jelly~~fish~~ sandwiches.

Fats

Finally-Free

But what will sharks eat?

Apples, peaches, and watermelons - just like everybody else. They'll also beach themselves so little children can play with them.

W

tetrapod.sapien

yes, i look forward to the day that i can have a great white as a pet in my parent's pool. i will feed him fish food of course, he is a fish, right??!!

and i will play by the hole of a cobra...

TS

Finally-Free

i will feed him fish food of course, he is a fish, right??!!

Make sure you read the labels carefully. You need to make sure there are no fish or fish by-products in the food, otherwise you will be helping your shark sin, and Jehover will hold you responsible for stumbling the poor shark.

W

PopeOfEruke

I always wanted a pet funnelweb:

What will sharks eat in the New System?

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