Love the jokes. Thanks too to Hellrider for articulating something that I always guessed was right. Even as an elder, I had stopped personally teaching this doctrine. I recall telling a bible study that "The society taught it because the scripture said it(oh Yeah?) but we would wait and see"
It was obvious to me once I had grown out of every witness kid's dream to have a pet lion, that it could not be true.. I think it must turn off a lot of casual readers of the mags and stop them going further into the doctrines