What will sharks eat in the New System? (page 2)

TonyT

They'll also beach themselves so little children can play with them.

LMAO!!! Thats great!

sonnyboy

Charbroiled apostabits. After the resurrection there'll be plenty to go around.

PopeOfEruke

Here's me in the New System with my pet Great White:

Hellrider

Behold, for it is written: The shalleth lay down with the...fish.

Of course, not only the teeth of the predators will have to be changed, but their entire digestion system. Carnivors, like lions, tigers (all cats), dogs and wolves, etc, have very short ...oh whats the english word...intestines? You know, the "cables" that transport the food, from the mouth to the stomach, from the stomach to the "exit place", etc. Meat is filled with fat and proteines, and have to "go thru the system" quickly. Vegetables is the opposite. It has very little proteins and fat, only carbs, and for the plant-eating animals to get enough proteines out of the food, their intestines are longer, so the food can stay in there for a long a time (and we`re not talking about just a slight difference either, the intestines of a plant-eater is many times longer than the ones of a carnivore). Humans are apes are somewhere in between, we can adjust to both, but a cat-animal would have to be changed internally (drastically), to be able to live on plants and vegetables. In its current state, it would have starved to death, if it were to only eat vegetables.

mrsjones5

And the Orca?

Dimples

DIMPLES

upside/down

Spam....duh.

u/d

Honesty

Apostates. There will be an abundant supply of them when the dubs realise that the loving elders and the WTS are tyrants and the work of clearing all the dead bodies of women and children is not what their fantasy idea of Paradise was.

mrsjones5

BluesBrother

Love the jokes. Thanks too to Hellrider for articulating something that I always guessed was right. Even as an elder, I had stopped personally teaching this doctrine. I recall telling a bible study that "The society taught it because the scripture said it(oh Yeah?) but we would wait and see"

It was obvious to me once I had grown out of every witness kid's dream to have a pet lion, that it could not be true.. I think it must turn off a lot of casual readers of the mags and stop them going further into the doctrines

What will sharks eat in the New System?

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