So here I was a ridiculously naive girl of around 25 years. I was living interstate attending meetings, witnessing and making new friends in the congregation.
I got on great with a brother 'G'. G introduced us to his friend D. One night I went to G's house to say hi and have a beer with him but he wasn't there. D however was and quite happy to drink my beers so invited me in. I really didn't give much of a hoot about this guy but we had a drink and a bit of a chat. Then as we were talking I noticed a mosquito feasting on his ear lobe. So I reached over and eliminated the little pest. Well what a reaction! The poor guy couldn't stand up and asked me to leave and was all embarrassed. I had no idea what was going on but twigged that it must have been an erogenous zone for him and he had gotten quite excited over the proceedings.
Time went on and G & D fell out. Subsequently we really didn't have much to do with D because we knew him mainly by association.
Then the elders asked to come around and see me. It turns out that he had gone to the elders with a confession. How I had come around with alcohol and then got him into a state where he did not possess common sense or something. I then proceeded to attempt to seduce him. Now because he rejected me all his friends will have nothing to do with him and what a wicked sister I was. Well suffice to say I was MORTIFIED... I thought the elders would credit me with better taste in guys for starters (ha ha) and it was so far from the truth.... I set them straight on the issue. I could tell they were disappointed. They had their questions prepared so they could go home and get their jollies from it later that evening. But I told them the truth of the matter. I also expressed that perhaps he should grow up and not go running to the elders with highly convoluted stories whenever people didn't want to be his friend.
Their parting counsel was for me not to go around touching the ear lobes of brothers in future.
Ahhh the silliness.