Chronicles - Don't Touch His Ear Lobe!

by misspeaches 21 Replies latest jw experiences

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    So here I was a ridiculously naive girl of around 25 years. I was living interstate attending meetings, witnessing and making new friends in the congregation.

    I got on great with a brother 'G'. G introduced us to his friend D. One night I went to G's house to say hi and have a beer with him but he wasn't there. D however was and quite happy to drink my beers so invited me in. I really didn't give much of a hoot about this guy but we had a drink and a bit of a chat. Then as we were talking I noticed a mosquito feasting on his ear lobe. So I reached over and eliminated the little pest. Well what a reaction! The poor guy couldn't stand up and asked me to leave and was all embarrassed. I had no idea what was going on but twigged that it must have been an erogenous zone for him and he had gotten quite excited over the proceedings.

    Time went on and G & D fell out. Subsequently we really didn't have much to do with D because we knew him mainly by association.

    Then the elders asked to come around and see me. It turns out that he had gone to the elders with a confession. How I had come around with alcohol and then got him into a state where he did not possess common sense or something. I then proceeded to attempt to seduce him. Now because he rejected me all his friends will have nothing to do with him and what a wicked sister I was. Well suffice to say I was MORTIFIED... I thought the elders would credit me with better taste in guys for starters (ha ha) and it was so far from the truth.... I set them straight on the issue. I could tell they were disappointed. They had their questions prepared so they could go home and get their jollies from it later that evening. But I told them the truth of the matter. I also expressed that perhaps he should grow up and not go running to the elders with highly convoluted stories whenever people didn't want to be his friend.

    Their parting counsel was for me not to go around touching the ear lobes of brothers in future.

    Ahhh the silliness.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    ha ha ha!

    nice write up peaches. i enjoyed that! LOL! (offers ear for flicking)...

    i also think that this guys reaction was classic JW fair. thinks he's so important as a male that all the women want to seduce him. what a dolt.

    TS

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Heehee. Hey, i think there's a skeeter on my ear.

    S

  • Frogleg
    Frogleg

    misspeaches, (are you from Georgia? even though Down Under?)

    You are a "master member" and are just now posting this? I am curious about why you suddenly posted this. I can empathise with your story, having been in quite the same position. But I am reluctant to say anything as I feel a bit "baited' by your sudden revalation.

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    Pass me those earlobes boys!!!

    Frogleg no I have never been to Georgia. I don't even know where it is! I've been in Australia all my life. I decided to tell the story because I just thought it was an entertaining story that makes me laugh because of the irony. If I can think of anymore I plan to post them too! Please take the bait! I'd love to hear of other crazy nonsense...

  • Virgogirl
    Virgogirl

    Dunno if I should tell this one or not. As a bratty teen, boredom at meetings grew overwhelming. I got a really cool idea and told it to a couple other bored teen monsters. There was a special talk that Sunday with a visiting elder doing the honors. Wouldn't it be really really funny to put tacks in his chair on the platform, points up, for him to sit down upon while waiting to be introduced? Yeah! OK, so I got the tacks from the Library and placed a clever grouping in the center of the chair. Yep, Brother Windbag got stuck in the butt and jumped up. Of course, the Brother introducing him was my father and he had a real good view of the cleverly placed tacks. And of my red face in my seat. I feigned shock and innocence, but I got hauled to the back room by my ear. I had to sit by myself alone in the very back row with the disfellowshipped scum and couldn't talk to anybody before or after the meeting, then out to wait in the car to go home. I was so embarr-assed, was just trying to create a good laugh for the congregation. Looking back, I bet many did laugh their ass off, but it was still a silly thing to have done. I took the fall too, since none of the spiritual minded teens knew anything about what happened!

  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE

    Hey MP..............i won't have any of that behaviour next time you and boyfriend come over.....all that lust and sex!!!!!!! LOL

    Poor dubs, sexual repression can make the simplest touch so much more, in their own heads.

    You and i knew a bro who was persuing me but wasn't free. he use to come over alot. one night he was sitting next to me and as i got up my hair brushed against his face. he got a wierd look on his face and looked down. how embarresing! didn't know hair brushing past could do what stroking does.

    anyhow, it's all a bit funny!

    catch up soon luv? loved saturday!

    cheers and kisses, Bliss

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    Hey Bliss....

    Darn it... I was all set for an ear lobe fondling with the boyfriend next time as well. I had no idea you found that sort of behaviour unacceptable. I mean you of the hair brushing against poor brothers faces... Your hardly in a position to talk now are you!

    Loved Saturday as well.... I'll see if we can't get you and Mr Bliss over for dinner in the next week or so.

    Luv ya guts!!!

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    LOL- I bet he has not washed his earlobe to this day..............

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Was he FERENGI ?

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