Chronicles - Don't Touch His Ear Lobe!

by misspeaches 21 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight

    Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril...
    "Thou shalt not rub thy neighbours ear lobes. If thoust members cometh into accidental contact with an ear lobe not belnging to thine own self, thou shall be unclean 30 days including public holidays or RDOs occuring in said period. Do not pass go, Do not collect 200 shekels." (Cyr 12:24)

    So no, sister Peaches, you can't take me ear lobe virginity, like you did to that poor innocent brother.

    DK ;)

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I was thinking the same thing as stilla...

    http://www.tvacres.com/images/ferengi.jpg

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