Chronicles - Don't Touch His Ear Lobe!

by misspeaches 21 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight

    Yeah some witnesses are really screwed up when it comes to forms of physical contact. For alot of them anything other than a handshake could be seen as having sexual overtones and as a form of flirting. And all forms of affection between members of the opposite gender lead to sex. They're all so sexually stifled that they've become obsessed with it. DK *still an ear-lobe virgin* :D

  • BLISSISIGNORANCE
    BLISSISIGNORANCE
    DK *still an ear-lobe virgin* :D

    Are you sure DK...............

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches
    Was he FERENGI ?

    Huh? Hey Dark Knight & Bliss... my earlobe virgin friends.... Just sending you both a shout out!!!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Huh?

    You obviously do not watch STAR TREK

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Huh?

    You obviously do not watch STAR TREK

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches
    You obviously do not watch STAR TREK

    Gosh no... No time for that when there is Will & Grace, Arrested Development and Dead Like Me to watch!!!

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    Ferengi have enormous earlobes. http://www.wesclark.com/rrr/ferengi.jpg And they always love having them fondled or rubbed. Additionally the youngsters are often grabbed by the ear as punishment since it is such a sensitive spot ^_^

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Poor kid was probably never touched by a woman before. The guy pulled a "Forest Gump" right there in front of you and now we're all making fun of the guy.

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight

    Peaches, I doubt Bliss is an Earlobe virgin :P She's too wild for that... all that latin dancing and all ; )

    Yes Bliss I still am unfortunately. Experienceing alot of peer pressure to "give it up", but out of loyalty to jehovaaah, i'm intent on holding onto my ear virginity until after marriage. hehehe

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches
    Experienceing alot of peer pressure to "give it up", but out of loyalty to jehovaaah, i'm intent on holding onto my ear virginity until after marriage.

    Hey Dark Knight which publication was ear lobe virginity mentioned in again... Do you have some scriptual backing for that???

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