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  Things I trust more than the Jehovah's Witnesses Governing Body

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  i stole this, from of all places, rick fearon.

  i don't know who he stole it from.

  please think of more.. things i trust more than the jehovah's witnesses governing body+ the media+ mexican tap water+ cappuccino from bill cosby+ a bigfoot sighting+ a politician who says "trust me"+ an al qaeda who wants flying lessons, but skips landing and take-offs+ a hillary clinton war story+ bill clinton wanting to give a speech at an all-female school+ gas station sushi+ a brian williams or bill o'rielly news report+ email from a nigerian prince.

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  A China made car with a zero star crash test rating
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  "There will be raspberries falling from the sky"

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  according to these authentic holy verses, you too can share in the assured joy of sweet raspberries from the sky:.

  "i tell you truthfully, there were raspberries in an abundance that fell from the sky, bringing great happiness to all those on earth".

  from the book of stuckinarut2 4:7. but how can you believe this authoritative verse?.

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  I kinda like the book of stuckinarut2 =)

  Sooo... what else would fall from the sky? ^^
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  Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton

  by Nathan Natas in

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  2. humour

  things that i trust more than hillary clinton:.

  mexican tap water.

  any email from nigeria.

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  Replace 'Hillary Clinton' with 'the Watchtower Society' =)
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  Something a CO once said.

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "there are only three reasons you should miss a meeting.

  fever, fracture or funeral.

  everything else is a sorry excuse.

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  His excuse was, that if we missed a meeting and then Armageddon comes and we are banned, we wouldnt know where our next meeting would be.

  Err... we're living in a highly advanced information & technological era where everybody owns a cellphone / smartphone & communication is instantaneous
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  Ecclesiasticus

  by berrygerry in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  thought this quote (ecclesiasticus 37:14) from another thread deserved it's own.. finally, stick to the advice your own heart gives you,.

  no one can be truer to you than that;.

  since a person's soul often gives a clearer warning.

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  Seven watchmen perched on a watchtower

  Above the stupid sheep they hover

  One was Lösch, who always looked lost

  Another was Herd, who was rude & curt

  Yet another was Splane, who was quite insane

  But he was no match for Lett, who by his facial expressions revealed he was mad!

  Then there was Jackson, all talk but no action

  The youngest was Sanderson, who had neither wife nor son

  The most famous was Anthony Morris the Turd

  He hated tight pants so much it was absurd!

  Seven crazy men perched on a watchtower

  Over the stupid sheep they hold power
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  Something a CO once said.

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
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  "there are only three reasons you should miss a meeting.

  fever, fracture or funeral.

  everything else is a sorry excuse.

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  Good ones, freemindfade. Another fake which comes to mind is fake people. There are plenty in every cong!
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  Something a CO once said.

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "there are only three reasons you should miss a meeting.

  fever, fracture or funeral.

  everything else is a sorry excuse.

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  My 3 F's - Futile (what's the point?), Fading (I can't fade if I go), Freedom (to do whatever I want rather than listen to endless bullshit)
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  World becoming more religious not less

  by Stealth in

  1. social
  2. current

  this is bad news for the evolution of humankind.

  even worse, islam is the fastest growing religion.

  http://www.livescience.com/50370-worlds-religious-population-will-grow.html?cmpid=nl_ls_weekly_2015-04-03 .

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  "The United States is an exception, where more Americans are expected to flee organized religion"

  
  

  Way to go, USA! =)
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  Satan a Murderer?

  by freemindfade in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so took the wives car instead of mine in today, the watchtower was playing, i got to hear t.morris life story as narrated by him, but that is another story entirely... long story short, the study article it went into was about satan.

  first of all the person reading sounded like the epitome of a brainwashed drone.

  second this is why meeting and hearing these things make me more of an unbeliever than any exjw website.

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  God created Satan

  Satan misled Adam & Eve

  God chose to kill Adam & Eve instead of forgiving them

  Who's the murderer?
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  Satan a Murderer?

  by freemindfade in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so took the wives car instead of mine in today, the watchtower was playing, i got to hear t.morris life story as narrated by him, but that is another story entirely... long story short, the study article it went into was about satan.

  first of all the person reading sounded like the epitome of a brainwashed drone.

  second this is why meeting and hearing these things make me more of an unbeliever than any exjw website.

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  the only way to numb the nonsense of the bible and jw.org is to because a mindless cult drone.

  Wrong. The only way is to GTFO & leave!!!