Posts by moonwillow

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I'm Getting Married

by RAYZORBLADE in

i'm getting married.. date not set, but it'll be sometime in the summer 2004, right here in toronto.. uh-huh...and it'll be a big party!.

who is the lucky person?

his name is drew, and he's an american.

moonwillow

Congratulations! Wishing you many wonderful happy years together

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Wedding Photos (I hope this works)

by Nosferatu in

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i'm not sure if this will work, but my mother-in-law sent us a link with pictures from the wedding.

hopefully you can view them.

you may have to copy & paste the link:.

moonwillow

Congratulations to the both of you!

Thanks for sharing the pics Nosferatu you both looks so happy. May you have many wonderful happy years together

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I want a hole! Holes are cool!

by FMZ in

lol, it's childish, pathetic, lame, laughable... but... i want one!.

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/page1.html.

fmz

Should Hand Held Cell Phones be Outlawed While Driving??

by minimus in

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i use a cell all the time.

some states want to outlaw the use of these phones while driving....got an opinion on that?

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JW article in small town paper

by moonwillow in

our small town (2,500) weekly newspaper has an small article tucked on the bottom of the back page.

it shares with everyone that the jw's are presenting a series of more than 200 conventions across the us centering on the theme "walk with god".

people of all faiths are invited to 2 of the 3 day events.

Our small town (2,500) weekly newspaper has an small article tucked on the bottom of the back page. It shares with everyone that the JW's are presenting a series of more than 200 conventions across the US centering on the theme "Walk With God". People of all faiths are invited to 2 of the 3 day events. Then it goes on to say JW's are active in 235 countries and number more than 6'400,00 worldwide with over 100 congregations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois. LOL impressive isn't it! I have never seen such an article in our paper before. I think I'll make sure I'm free NOT! ! !

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If you can't run with the big dogs . . .

by moonwillow in

i never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ.

and i never figured out the whole venus and mars thing.

never figured out why men think with their head and women think with.

moonwillow

I'm a mom too :)

It's something someone sent me in email and I got a big laugh out of it so I thought I'd share it here on the board with everyone hopefull to share a laugh :)

Have a grreat day!

Smile make them wonder what your up to!

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If you can't run with the big dogs . . .

by moonwillow in

i never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ.

and i never figured out the whole venus and mars thing.

never figured out why men think with their head and women think with.

moonwillow

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ
so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women think with
their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets
thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do"

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT???!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical need!
s as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just
love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off off work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck.

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, lets go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, "No honey, I don 't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT??!!!" I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I won't be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly
over a frozen hell.

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My daughter was just in an accident

by Puternut in

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i just had a call a couple of hours ago from my ex.

she said my youngest daugher was in a bad car accident.

i asked her what happened, and told me that she was just pulling out from the drive way, and made a left turn.

moonwillow

Glad she didn't get hurt worse hope she isn't to banged up.

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UPDATE: My "contract" job may turn into a "perm" job!!! :D

by Elsewhere in

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i've been keeping everyone up-to-date on my job situation since being canned by me jw supervisor: .

worried about work :s. i got my id badge for work!

as a quick review, i've been trying to find a perm job for several years... i've been doing contract work that is very unstable.

moonwillow

Good luck! ! !

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Hi Everyone

by Chloe in

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i am one of those lurkers who finally decided to post and introduce myself.

i could possibly win an award for the longest addicted reader without posting ever.

i started reading this site when the old h2o shut down - what was that - 3 or 4 years ago.

moonwillow

Welcome to the board Chloe