Tony -the- turd has graciously agreed to be Father Pantamus- if we promise solemnly -on our apostate word of honor - not to bugger him while he bends over to kiss his tight -ass- timothy- bottom; as a penitent gesture for his artless remarks on constricting lower- body-wear!!
Tickets to view this phenomenal contortionistic feat ,are available at JW.Org. First come first serve.