Perhaps he now has a beard and no one has "seen" him? :)
Perhaps he is in rehab? :)
At the VA psych ward...after he told the VA shrink he was God's direct channel? :)
Perhaps the Mrs asked for a separation after he scolded her for wearing Spanx and burning his hot dogs. :)
Or perhaps he is just freeloading a tropical holiday from some affluent JW friend in a warm climate for the winter...Bahamas, Virgin Islands..? ??? :)