I know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing. So if I recall correctly, the Nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right? Feel free to correct. Anyways, I were in the middle oF nowhere. On my way to a bowfishing meet and I stopped off for a burger at a country bodega. As I pulled up I saw 2 dressed up older ladies sitting next to a familiar looking cart. Holy hell it were 2 sisters. So as I run through the questions... 1914, 1975, pedophillia, ETC. That I'd drop if they were to accost me with their bait and switch fishing tactic. I was Dumbfounded that thE only interaction that I received was if the burgers were good. It was like a high school virgin throwing out his first shot at a pick-up line. All I could think is, what a half assed attempt at saving my soul.
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another cart thread.
by Protarded ini know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing.
so if i recall correctly, the nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right?
feel free to correct.
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Passive aggressive circuit overseer talk
by hoser ini went and listened to the circuit overseer talk last night.
he started off by saying how many jws are in prisons in other countries and how we need to be prepared for when we are persecuted by the governments because it will happen "soon".
near the end of the talk he got into how our own minds often imagine the very worst case scenario and that this isn't good.
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I remember being conditioned to "take a stand for the truth". What BS. If I'm being threatened with a gun or prison I'll believe whatever you tell me to. If god had my back I wouldn't be in that position.
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JW Who Joined the Church of Satan, Allister Crowley, Anton Lefve's movement after leaving JW? Why, why mess with Darkness?
by PhilsWager2 inthis is going to trip you out, after talking with a jw friend who left the org and has great rage against god he's turning to satan.
he lives with his jw brother and decided host gathering for people interesting in worshiping the devil.
how will this outcome work with holy people claiming to be jws seeing some guys and girls dressed in dark robes?
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Anger at God was the phase right before realizing that there is no God. I wouldn't worry about all that "dark forces" voodoo, It's nonsense. However, the deep dark human mind is real and can be dangerous. Normaly I'd say let him sort it out, but Since it involves a dead daughter, I'd try to get him some help from a doctor,counselor, friends and family. Stay away from exocism. -
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Tsarnaev guilty - should he get death or not?
by Simon ini think he probably will (it is the us after all) but i hope he doesn't.
he caused incredible pain and suffering to men, women and children who had never done anything to him.
many died in unimaginable agony, others are disabled for life.
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Just my opinion... I'd normaly be inclined to dispose of this waste of good oxygen, however due to recent events I remain skeptical. The "guilty" verdict doesn't hold as much weight as it did a year ago. I'm going to need to be convinced BEYOND a reasonable doubt. Pass me the tinfoil hat -
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A Toast to All the Brave Kids Who Broke Up with Their Toxic Moms
by rebel8 insometimes holidays can be hard on us.
some of us deserve a little toast today.. a toast to all the brave kids who broke up with their toxic moms.
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Thanks for reminding some of us that we are not alone in our situation. I offered to take mine out to lunch today but she had the meeting. I Still had a great time
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Atheist Miracles
by Perry ini reworded a variation of a common critique of atheists to my own liking.
no, i do not hate atheists, i love them!
they keep me from getting bored.
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How is it any more ridiculous than, something made people out of dust and kills them for eating fruit. Gets pissed off at snakes and takes away their legs, floods the whole world and sends his son on a kamikaze mission to calm himself down, and then expect us to kiss his murderous ass?
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TROLLEY WITNESSING BECOMING A ROUSING SUCESSS!
by nowwhat? infrom last weeks meeting.
"we are now going to talk about experiences from trolley witnesssing" .
this is the honest to god response.
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Walk up to a cart and ask for a bible. When offered a study, tell them that bible pages make great rolling papers when you can't afford a pack of zigzags. Bonus points if you wear dark sunglasses and slur. -
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"emergency kit / go-bags" Witnesses could take a lesson from here!
by stuckinarut2 inwe all know how the witnesses love to brag about being "prepared by jehovah" to cope with disasters etc.... and to have an emergency kit!.
its all been done before....and not through "guidance by jehovah"!.
https://www.lds.org/topics/emergency-preparedness?lang=eng .
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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Ninja edit: Jesus is a poor driver, My car is upside down. JESUS TAKE MY BRETHELIZER. does that hold up in court?
maybe in Indiana.
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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Edit: Jesus take the wheel, I'm too drunk to drive.