Part 2... So today, I were escorting my mother to the grocery. She ran into a super pioneer from the area. I listened to them wax religtard for a minute until I realized that I needed a 6er of santo's voodoo brew. When I got back to their isle, I overheard the yenta's dumbassing out about how great circle jerking around the cart was. The denial.
TLDR. 20 years ago, the D2D was the be all end all. Now". Ego masturbation around a plastic alter somehow is even more crucial.