Sweet sunny jesus that brings back memories of trying to accomplish "acceptable" humor. All these good jokes that I heard and couln't repeat and all these absolutely horrid ones that I had to use 'cause they were the only ones that wouldn't get me booted.
Posts by Adam
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13a joke from my jw dad!
by free will ina brother gives his first public talk, but only takes 15 minutes to give the talk.
the elders talk about counseling him, but after some consideration, decide to give him a break since it was his first talk.
the next public talk he gives, he talks for exactly one full hour!!
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Can't get that song out of my head
by JH intook a ride to montreal today and rode all around the city, and i heard a song on radio that i liked and now i can't get that song out of my head.
when i got home, i downloaded it.
"innocence by harlequin".
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Adam
Electric Youth? Aztec, you poor thing.
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Can't get that song out of my head
by JH intook a ride to montreal today and rode all around the city, and i heard a song on radio that i liked and now i can't get that song out of my head.
when i got home, i downloaded it.
"innocence by harlequin".
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Adam
Ozzie you bastard. You know how long it took to get that out of my head? I'm sending you my thearpist's bill.
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(unaided by God)Things we can not do!
by Deputy Dog inin the world today (especially in america) we believe that we can do what ever we want or will to do, but god still rules the universe, and according to his word there are some things that we can not do.
unless god wills!
i thought i might list a few things that (unaided by or apart from god) we can not do.
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Adam
I asked you to explain yourself, I am not going to read the verse, and people who try to be cryptic boor me. Good bye.
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(unaided by God)Things we can not do!
by Deputy Dog inin the world today (especially in america) we believe that we can do what ever we want or will to do, but god still rules the universe, and according to his word there are some things that we can not do.
unless god wills!
i thought i might list a few things that (unaided by or apart from god) we can not do.
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Adam
No, I didn't look up the verse. The only version of the bible I read is this one:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/
You should check it out, it's very informative. My question is this: How does the claim that we can not hear gods word have anything to do with the point that I made in my post? Please spell it out for me.
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(unaided by God)Things we can not do!
by Deputy Dog inin the world today (especially in america) we believe that we can do what ever we want or will to do, but god still rules the universe, and according to his word there are some things that we can not do.
unless god wills!
i thought i might list a few things that (unaided by or apart from god) we can not do.
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Adam
Dog, please pardon my lack of perception, but I have no clue what point you were trying to make with your last post.
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(unaided by God)Things we can not do!
by Deputy Dog inin the world today (especially in america) we believe that we can do what ever we want or will to do, but god still rules the universe, and according to his word there are some things that we can not do.
unless god wills!
i thought i might list a few things that (unaided by or apart from god) we can not do.
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Adam
We can not do good.
Let's assume that athiests and agnostics can do good without god.
Observations:
1. The above statement is false.
2. The above statement came from the bible.
Conclusion:
The bible is false.
Let's assume that when athiests and agnostics do good, it is because god is making them
Observation:
1) Athiests and agnostics do not believe in god
2) Athiests and agnostics can still do good without believing in god
Conclusion:
Athiests and agnostics don't really need to believe in god.
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Now That We've Stopped Meetings, What Should We Expect???
by minimus inmy daughter stopped all meetings in the spring.my wife and i went to only a few meetings in the early summer and haven't been to a meeting in over 6 weeks.
my elder friend stops by my work every so often and recently has asked, "am i going to see you at the meeting tonight, min?
" i have said now on 3 occasions, "not tonight......" the other day another elder friend called me out of the blue and asked me how things are going.he said,.he'd like to come by my work and talk a little.
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Adam
Just tell 'em:
"Hey, you know what? You make me want to vomit F**k off okay? Get the h*ll out of here and don't come back."
All you JW worries will be over permenantly.
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Can't get that song out of my head
by JH intook a ride to montreal today and rode all around the city, and i heard a song on radio that i liked and now i can't get that song out of my head.
when i got home, i downloaded it.
"innocence by harlequin".
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Adam
Head like a hole was my song for my step mom after I left the borg. Warren Zevon's "Excitable Boy" has been popping in and out of my head for about a month now. Dunno why, it's not even my favorite son by him. "Roland the Headless Thomson Gunner" kicks ass.
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Now That We've Stopped Meetings, What Should We Expect???
by minimus inmy daughter stopped all meetings in the spring.my wife and i went to only a few meetings in the early summer and haven't been to a meeting in over 6 weeks.
my elder friend stops by my work every so often and recently has asked, "am i going to see you at the meeting tonight, min?
" i have said now on 3 occasions, "not tonight......" the other day another elder friend called me out of the blue and asked me how things are going.he said,.he'd like to come by my work and talk a little.
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Adam
I used the old "bandade" philosophy when I left. No fading, no warning, nothing. I simply told my step mother (I was in high school at the time) that I wasn't going to the meeting with her that night, or ever. The only communication I recieved after that was an invitation to lunch with a couple elders which I accepted. They asked me questions and I gave them straight answers. When they saw that they were not going to be able to "bring me back into the flock" they asked me politely not to corrupt any of the other youths in the congrigation and lunch was over. Then a couple days later a pioneer came a-calling and asked if she could at least try to help me. I politely said that I didn't want and wouldn't accept any help. She left and that was the end of that. I think that if you tell 'em "well, not tonight" you're just inviting more visits and conversations that you don't want. Cut it off quick and clean.