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  I Gotta New Bike, too!

  by simplesally in

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  since gadget gotta new bike and posted his beloved motorcycle, i thought i would show you all my new bike.

  its actually a scooter.

  its really neat and i even did a wheelie (ok so it was on accident, but still)!

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  Wow!

  That is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time..........I want one......Going to check with the funds to see if it possiable....Did you have to put the whole thing together?

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  A Marriage Made In Heaven?

  by Englishman in

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  her ladyship and i are absolutely delighted!

  number 1 son and his charming lady have formerly announced their intention to marry in the coming year.. they've been visiting us for the last few days accompanied by my 6 month old grandson, charlie, a most cheerful and gurgly little boy who is guaranteed to bring an indulgent smile to anyone who catches his eye.. the wedding itself promises to be a truly grand affair with top hats and tails and god knows what else.

  as for the venue of the wedding...wow!

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  WOW!

  Congatulaions!!!!!What a fairy tale place!....It will be an occurrence that you or them will not forget...

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  Lost in Translation

  by Funchback in

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  did anyone else see this movie?

  i thought it was hilarious!

  bill murray is a funny guy.

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  I love Bill Murrary! Is this a new release?......His best was What About Bob.......I have seen it 50 times and still howl at the same show over and over..........please let me know......
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  Need Help With My DA Letter...

  by shamus in

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  hello friends... .

  i was wondering if you all could help me with my disassosiation letter... i am planning on writing it tonight, and am looking for scriptures based on "love"... and how the org shows a lack thereof.

  any help would be greatly appreciated... .

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  short and to the point.........it will get swept, I mean filed under the carpet.....good luck!

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  What is it with Texas weather?

  by Elsewhere in

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  it is late october and the temperatures are still in the mid to upper 80's.

  when am i going to get some cold weather?

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  if you want cold.........come here........Canada!...it is starting to get very cold at night and in the mornings....
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  How disappointed I am..............

  by morty in

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  for those who read my post earlyer this week,on how to talk to your teenagers about sex well................that went great!

  my problem is now deeper.here i am covering all the basics,you know like sex,drugs girls and alcohol not even to stop and think about the most obvious.........smoking!

  damn was i upset to find smokes in his jacket.yes,you heard me right.he is smoking!

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  For those who read my post earlyer this week,on how to talk to your teenagers about sex well................that went great!

  My problem is now deeper.here I am covering all the basics,you know like sex,drugs girls and alcohol not even to stop and think about the most obvious.........smoking!

  Damn was I upset to find smokes in his jacket.Yes,you heard me right.He is smoking! Well trying it anyways.When does this end?

  He says he has just been doing it for about 2 weeks now.He also said that he is doing it to fit in.I am just so upset.I do smoke and I know its calling the pot black but I really thought he would not have any desire to do it. ( I mean he was and still is always on my back about quiting.) He has told me that he is not going to do it anymore,that he does not like it,but now I dont know if I can trust him now.Please give me some advice on how to handle this......I basically have just told him point blank that I am very disappointed in him.He has so much to offer.My first responce to him is how the hell are you going to play all your sports if you smoke?

  Well it is now 1.30 and I cannot sleep over this matter.Waiting for some advice.

  mortons68
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  I am going to huck!

  by joannadandy in

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  i have a feeling there will be no sleep for litte jo jo bean tonight.

  tomorrow is the big day.

  all my years of education and prep finally get put to use starting tomorrow.

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  I agree with the board! You will do fine hon. Just take some deep breaths before entering the class........BREATH........

  Just know mouthing the teacher...lol.....Good luck.........

  mortons68
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  Simon and Garfunkel

  by outnfree in

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  wow!

  just got home from simon and garfunkel's old friends tour!

  they opened the tour in detroit saturday night, and we got tickets for the sunday show at the palace.

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  That would be an great concert to see.........I love concerts.......I have seen Garth Brooks 6 times.........and would see him another 6 if I had the chance.....I just really think they are alot of $$$$$$$$$......I would love to go to more with my kids, but by the time you pay for everyone,you have to remorgage your house!........I think the best one I ever saw was Garth Brooks, Reba, Brooks and Dunn, Dwight Yokam,and Alan Jackson all under one roof.......................It was the BEST!........Glad to hear you had fun!

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  Pamela Anderson Clucks at KFC

  by simplesally in

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  celebrities and their issues..............arghhh.

  i wonder if pam feels bad how silicone is treated on a daily basis!

  imagine the poor bunnies that had to test silicone implants before they got approval to be put in pammy's body!.

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  Have not eaten KFC since 1995. It put me in the hospital for 2 weeks. Turned out, I had a Gall Bladder attack and they took my gall bladder out. I think there is enough grease in that stuff to choke a chicken!
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  The "Boys" At The Top

  by SYN in

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  i was reading through the post i tapped out quickly yesterday during my lunchbreak, that long letter from the gb to jwd about why their all-expenses-paid fishing trip was ok, and i started to wonder about something:.

  what exactly is the motivation of your average governing body member?.

  so here are my thoughts on the matter.

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  syn,

  thanks for the update on the "food thing" It has been about 17 years since I attended a convention,but i do remember they had awsome friut bags..........I guess things have really changed......thanks again