i have a small tree so i got a package of small ornaments that are about 2 inches in diameter.
when i bought them i did not notice that the tops do not have hooks like i expected, instead they have very small loops.
these loops are too small to slide on to the branches of the tree, so am i supposed to use little twist-ties or something?
* eleswhere standing there scratching his head saying wut rong buckwheat?*...lmao....
OMG..sorry else where could not resist......paperclips work great but you can by the hooks in the store........good luck ...
now you have a first x-mas story to tell your granchildren.......
morty
what do you think are the cutest accents?
i'm becoming partial to british accents for reasons i don't care to state.
i don't think i have one but, perhaps i'm wrong.
ahh awaay man.....my parents have a strong goerdie accent..but i know longer hear it in them.....my friends do though...always asking me what the hell are your parents saying? i think it is to funny....I myself get the old geodie accent going after a few cocktails..lol...or is it a lisp?
morty
my first topic post, i have read in the past many post asking who they liked the most well who do you not like from the past and present ?
i KNOW IF THERE WAS ANYONE THAT I DID NOT LIKE, I WOULD KEEP MY COMMENT TO MYSELF BECAUSE I WOULD NOT WANT TO HURT ANYONE ON PURPOSE..IMO..NOW IF THEY STARTED IT AND KEPT ON GOING ON ABOUT IT, IT WOULD CERTAINLY FINISH IT.....
MORTY
i have a small tree so i got a package of small ornaments that are about 2 inches in diameter.
when i bought them i did not notice that the tops do not have hooks like i expected, instead they have very small loops.
these loops are too small to slide on to the branches of the tree, so am i supposed to use little twist-ties or something?
lmao........OMG! DUCT TAPE!!! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THUNK? TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
MORTY
as a jehovahs witness, our lives were clearly "defined".
for those of us who are no longer in the "truth", what "drives" your life now?.
for me, it is my kids ( 12, 9, 4--busy--busy--busy) ; my wife; my career; i live by my own personal value system ( tried, tested and working).. the absence of the superimposed restrictive grid of the jw lifestyle has allowed my life to blossom.
For me, it is my two boys,15 &12.....My husband and the rest of my family.........I love running the roads to arenas for the kids....I love taking them to their guitar lessons......I love the fact that my kids are free from a cult and can have a healthy normal child life.....
morty
the most useless work a jw can do is preach!
the watchtower society said that every baptized person, whether they be male or female, child or adult, is a minister!
and the society says every minister must do a "life-saving work" and "preach the good news of the kingdom".
I think think the religion is like a bad drug problem.....When your leaving, the withdraws are unbearable, but once past that, your drug free....
morty
i see at least two males here (according to their avatars) have nipple piercings.
the only question that comes to mind is.....why?
is it something that you have done to impress women?
I personally think they are sexy on a man.....My hubby is getting one at the end of this month....Why not earlyer you ask maybe? Well because you have to keep it very clean....Because we live near the lake and do alot of swimming,he would not be aloud to go swimming....He was ready to go at the end of Sept but $$$$ stopped him then.........I would love to get it done myself,but because of other surgerys around that area, I am forbidden to go there any more...
morty
oh and btw,I only like one nipple ring,not two....
kingdom melodies did it for me everytime.. i tired so hard not to have uncharitable thoughts about the ppl who wrote the tunes and words to the kingdom melodies.
there were about 2 that i could stomach.. the rest were so totally uninspiring and mechanical.. .i can say that apart from maybe 2 i didnt get any up lifting joy from them.. elders complained that ppl wern't learning the tunes and singing properly.they got realy irritated over it .but i really really hate the dam songs .
eveyone sounded totally joyless
I never enjoyed any of them.....I remember my mom giving me the old "clip" on the back of my butt for not standing straight and singing with enthusiasm......How could you be happy singing those songs when you knew at home you had Neil Young, Bob Seger,Prince,Aerosmith,Queen and David Bowie waiting for ya......The jws could not ever hold up to these guys on a pop chart...Where abouts was "House To House" on the charts?
morty
...do not make for a good dinner.
what are some good things that a single guy can make for dinner besides spaghetti or peanut butter sandwiches or something stupid like that?
jwd ladies?????
if you have a crock-pot,there is a million things you can do with it.....
you can through in a small roast the night before you go to bed....cook it on low all night.....before you go to work in the morning, have some veggies cut up the night before and through them all in it...make sure they are of med size...not to big or small.....potatoes are the first that should go in..maybe some carrots,chuncks of onions,broccil,cauliflower and when you get home through some canned corn or peas in...makes a ausome stew and can be reheated.....I always put a gravy base in like oxo cubes or something to give it flavor....If you like it thick, when you get home put some corn startch or flour in it...you will have to let it cook for a while longer though....buy a loaf of fresh bread,you know the one that you slice yourself.....it goes great with the stew...something to clean the bowl with as well.....
morty
i use my book bag to store my computer soft ware in its perfect for that.
and as for all the old issues of magazines i used them to start my wood stove on those cold mornings.
one time i asked for a lot of older issues from the friends so i could use them to line the bottom of my camp tent, they were more than happy to give them to me.
my book bag went to my little sister for her dolls,mind you that was many years ago,so I dont know what she did with it after that....My song books,watch towers and awakes dad burnt to start fire but, some I kept and made crafts with them...oh and some also went to the bottem of the kitty litter to soak up the oder...it really worked.....
and yes the old bibles do work for soaking up the oil on your face......we heard that and I dug my old green bible out for my son....you can by the same little squares in the store....(except with know bibical writting on them...lol)
morty
