CB: Heretic! don't blaspheme the "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" of the new millenium!
My Bottom Ten, with some lines:
10. Point Break. Keanu....er......Busey.......gulp......SWAYZE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! "The FBI is gonna pay me to surf?"
9. Star Wars, Ep. I: The Phantom Menace. I'd rip Jar-Jar a new one myself, but this space is reserved for Leolaia, our resident Wars fan.
8. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: The Enterprise meets God. I wanted to become and atheist after that.
7. You Got Served:...with Breakin' 3: Electric Boogaloo
6. Gods and Generals: Those slaveholders who wanted to establish a nobility in this country weren't so bad...
5. Dante's Peak: the worst of about 9 volcano movies that year. All new meaning to the term, "Disaster Movie"
4. Battlefield Earth: This could singlehandedly revive Brian De Palma's career. He could say, "At least I didn't make that piece of crap." And we would be forced to admit he was right.
3. Van Helsing: I thought this was a sequel to National Lampoon's "Van Wilder"...but it was much, much worse.
2. Home Alone: This movie made me ashamed to be an American.
1. Alexander: This movie wasn't released...it escaped.