Posts by ChimChim

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Woohoo! My son graduated from Infantry Training!

by think41self in

my son dominic graduated friday from advanced infantry training at fort benning, ga. needless to say, i'm a very proud mom.

he has been selected to join the honor guard (or old guard) and will be stationed at fort myer, va...but we get to have him home for a few weeks.

here are a few pics of his graduation.

Mystic River

by Euphemism in

saw it tonight.

seemed a bit hammy at times, but overall i thought it was very good.

when tom guiry's foot came down on the child's face, i was expecting the camera to cut away, and i was shocked when it didn't; half the theater gasped.

ChimChim

LoL, yes! I have to agree. But i wanted to get into a different movie too but it didnt work out that way because the people were standing by the doors to mke sure no one got in

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Woohoo! My son graduated from Infantry Training!

by think41self in

my son dominic graduated friday from advanced infantry training at fort benning, ga. needless to say, i'm a very proud mom.

he has been selected to join the honor guard (or old guard) and will be stationed at fort myer, va...but we get to have him home for a few weeks.

here are a few pics of his graduation.

How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

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this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

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this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

ChimChim

tootie girdle sniffer
lol that blows

hahah

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How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

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this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

ChimChim

hehe, Did u find out what ur name was sens?

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How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

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friends

this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

Mystic River

by Euphemism in

saw it tonight.

seemed a bit hammy at times, but overall i thought it was very good.

when tom guiry's foot came down on the child's face, i was expecting the camera to cut away, and i was shocked when it didn't; half the theater gasped.

ChimChim

I didnt see it, I was in the theater for it but i took my ticket back because there were only old people there and me and my friend didnt feel like sitting there...

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How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

by ChimChim in

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friends

this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

> a = poopsie .

ChimChim

This email was sent to me awhile ago, but I wanted to share this with every one

What's your name?

> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>

> a = poopsie

> b = lumpy

> c = buttercup

> d = gidget

> e = crusty

> f = greasy

> g = fluffy

> h = cheeseball

> i = chim-chim

> j = stinky

> k = flunky

> l = boobie

> m = pinky

> n = tootie

> o = goober

> p = doofus

> q = slimy

> r = loopy

> s = snotty

> t = zippy

> u = dorkey

> v = squeezit

> w = oprah

> x = skipper

> y = dinky

> z = zsa-zsa

>

> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>

> a = crazy

> b = toilet

> c = giggle

> d = burger

> e = girdle

> f = barf

> g = lizard

> h = waffle

> i = cootie

> j = monkey

> k = potty

> l = liver

> m = banana

> n = rhino

> o = bubble

> p = hamster

> q = toad

> r = gizzard

> s = pizza

> t = gerbil

> u = chicken

> v = pickle

> w = chuckle

> x = tofu

> y = gorilla

> z = stinker

>

> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>

> a = head

> b = mouth

> c = face

> d = nose

> e = tush

> f = breath

> g = pants

> h = shorts

> i = lips

> j = honker

> k = butt

> l = brain

> m = tushie

> n = chunks

> o = hiney

> p = biscuits

> q = toes

> r = buns

> s = harris

> t = sniffer

> u = sprinkles

> v = kisser

> w = squirt

> x = humperdinck

> y = brains

> z = juice

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You Know You're Canadian When...

by dottie in

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i just recently recently received this email (yet again) but seeing as i am a "transplanted canucker" now living in the u.s., this struck me as alot more funny now because of interactions with my new american friends .

1. you are not offended by the term "homo milk".

(yes, i was quite intrigued by the us term 'whole milk') 2. you understand the phrase "could you pass me a serviette, i just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.

ChimChim

lol i just got this, thought i would share it:

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

Baseball is Ca nadian

. Lacrosse is Canadian

Hockey is Canadian

Basketball is Canadian

Apple pie is Canadian

Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of

has the largest French population that never surrendered to .

We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary , who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

We knew plaid was cool far before

caught on.

The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

We don't marry our kin-folk.

We invented ski- doos , jet-skis, velcro , zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis , the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

We have colured money.

Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh !!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.

oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!

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