I have Indian in me
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i recently was pulled from my regular job in customer service to help work on our company's "global transformation project" which involves getting all of our company's disparate software systems onto one system.. most of the programmers that i am working with now are from india.
i tell ya, they are the friendliest, most polite people i've ever come across, they are such a pleasure to work with.
i wonder if it's hinduism, or their culture, or maybe i'm just meeting the "cream" of a nation with something like a billion people, but i think the western world could learn a lot from these humble folks.
I have Indian in me
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haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.
** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!
1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".
rofl, chim chim, stop being bad, lol
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... I'm not bad its the person who made those up that is bad lolol!! I think*grins*
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i went by the old house i was born in the other day and took a picture.
my grandparents lived here in 1936. it was 1:30 in the morning in one of the upstairs rooms.
it was the coldest feb 10 since that date, i wonder if i had anything to do with that?
It's a nice house
The only thing I can remember in the house is my great uncle sitting in a chair, so drunk that he pissed in his pants.
What a lovely memory, cherish it
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today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.
anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.
but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.
Sigh, we can't put up the Xmas tree this year because of some little JW grandkids that have just started visiting us and it'd confuse them
aww I'm sorry... Well look at it this way, at least you see your grandkids more than usual
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haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.
** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!
1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".
were #4, #5, #6 and #7 just too damn dirty for our virgin eyes?
hmmm they arent even in the email that my friend sent to me???? strange
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today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.
anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.
but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.
My cat felt left out of this...he started cryingBooHoo HAHA...
Thought I would make him happy and put his picture in here.
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Welcome netty!
Feel free to post your story anytime, even if it is a long story! people will read it I will!
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i'm off to see the best band in a long time on wednesday night.i'm so excited.
and it's all thanks to simon that i'm going to make it as he's just sorted out my pay pal problems.. thanks simon- you're wonderful-i'll take my camera phone and report back !.
never heard of them, but I'm glad that you get this oppotunity
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haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.
** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!
1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".
haha, I just recieved this email... I thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!
** 14 THINGS TO DO IN A WALMART WHILE YOUR WIFE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME SHOPPING!**
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knowswhere the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13.When an anouncement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again
.....and last but not least,
14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
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this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.
> use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .
> a = poopsie .
LoL @ everyone! You guys are hilarious... Dont feel bad ChimChim Waffle Tush isnt exactly my idea of a cute name
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