Do Mormons still do the polygamy thing? You could have several "experiences" going on at any given time. Go for it!
CountryGuy
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Another one of my lunatic ideas....
by logansrun inyou know, i was thinking to myself the other day.
"self: why did you leave the jws the way you did?
there are all sorts of marginalized young vixens who are hot and horny -- you should have stayed in, hung out along the periphery and engaged in all manner of licentiousness.
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When JWs call...
by Mysterious inliving with a dub mother has our house exempt right now.
but trust me she preaches enough.
anyone know if they manage to work their way in to calling on dorm residences, i want to have my copy of "how to identify a cult handy".
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I've had one WT and one tract about Jesus (or something) left on my door in the past eight years... But, I did get 'cornered' by a brother and a new elder in the cong. outside of Wal-Mart.
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Survivor....Jon is a dirtbag
by Stacy Smith inwhat a piece of garbage jon is.
if you haven't seen it yet don't read further.. jon goes and tells his tribemates that his grandma died so that they'll allow him to win the reward challenge.
then he laughs behind their backs.. they should have dumped burton or jon tonight, big mistake.
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When I was watching it, I told my better half, "This guys a creep. I'll bet his grandmother isn't even dead!" Sure enough! What a low down piece of trash! However... he is "playing" the game better than anyone. Damn it! I sure hope he gets voted off, SOON! And I hope they have a camera on him when Rupert kick his butt. I'd buy that DVD for sure!
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How do you celebrate Christmas?
by Mulan ini thought this was so cute.
enjoy!
the teacher was very curious about how each of her students celebrated christmas.
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Too funny!!! Can't wait to send it out...
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What did you day dream about at assemblies?
by lastcall inas a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.
if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.
i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.
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Okay... okay... I didn't want to admit it... because I don't want y'all to know how sick-minded I actually am...
I always imagined the collesium being destroyed in some way... being in the South, a tornado was often the method used. It would come along and rip off the top of the building and suck the speaker and those annoying people giving their experiences right up into the air. They would be "dropped" in a corn field miles away and could only be identified by their lapel cards.
One year our convention was in Memphis, TN. The New Madrid fault line runs very close by and was having a lot of activity. Several "experts" predicted a major earthquake would hit the city. That year I kept imagining the building collapsing during an earthquake. The ground would split open and half of those in attendance would fall into it.
I guess it was kinda like Reverse Armageddon. In my daydream, I was never hurt. After the catastrophe, I would save the life of one of the Governing Body and never had to go in field service again.
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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #73 (Rugby awash weekend)
by ozziepost inwell, as you can imagine, new south wales was awash with rugby this weekend.
the crowd downunder will turn out for just about anything sporting!
despite all that, (and it's still raining!
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CountryGuy
It was usually a combination of any of these; but first and foremost, I prayed that it wouldn't stop. The day usually was half as long if it was raining.
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What did you day dream about at assemblies?
by lastcall inas a kid i would try to pay attention, but i just couldn't hang in there.
if i didn't day dream i was going to go insane.. i used to create scenarios in my mind that i was a jw super hero.
i had a special costume that was partially made of "flubber" that would allow me to bounce all over the auditorium.
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I used to daydream about actually doing some fun stuff while we were in the city... never happened. We always went out to eat and then back to the hotel. At least the hotel always had a swimming pool.
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Fluff thread: swing dancing
by bebu ini enjoy swing dancing because it's very creative as a social dance.
you can learn a little or a lot, and enjoy it easily.
my parents taught me a little bit about swing dancing when i was young.
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CountryGuy
I LOVE swing dance! I even got a job at the GAP when they had those ads with the swing dancers in them....
CRAZY!! COOL!!
But, alas, no one at the store would dance with me... and I wound up working at Ross Dress for Less!!!
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My dad died too
by Brummie innovember 9th, i got the call at approx 5.15am that morning and have just arrived home from his house in the midlands for the first time since then.
age 65, very happy man regardless of his illness, had all his wits about him but didnt have any lungs left to help him make it through, suffered a lot.
never became a witness inspite of mom and 3 of his children being jws for years.
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So sorry to hear about your loss. You and your family are in our thoughts.
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Sorry, Walter. I tried to join you in hell!
And I HAVE to ask... what the heck is up with the eyeball licking? A) Why would you do it? and B) Why is it on a Hell Test?