Posts by airwlk149

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TRIVIA:The 3 Secret Sins - What are/were they ?

by Dismembered in

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anyone remember what the 3 "secret sins" were, that the gb counselled us on in the late 80's & early 90's.

we were admonished to turn ourselves in if we were guilty so "da elders" could help us deal with them.

anyone remember?

airwlk149

secret sins, huh?

well, they are secret, so that should be the bottom line.

masturbation is a private thing, but it should not be considered a sin.

it's natural, and it feels good (especially if you are in the spa and the jets keep hitting the right spots) and it does not involve anyone but yourself.

if you want to drink, drink. don't drink and drive. don't drink and get stupid and end up laying naked on a cold floor in somebody's basement with cheeto's stuck to your face and vomit all around you. be a bedroom alcoholic.

smoking, welllllllllll.... if you must smoke, just be sure to put your cigerette out BEFORE you enter the kingdom hall. then your good.

my secret sin would have to be dancing to n'sync wildly naked with my window open. i only do it when i get out of the shower. their music turns me on. and the neighbors seem to really enjoy it....

katie

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Weird??

by Undecided in

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hi folks,.

this is kind of strange, everyday i find a penny, on a parking lot, floor of a store, driveway, or whatever.

yesterday i hadn't found any money, i didn't think about it until i started to get in bed.

airwlk149

i'll put spare change in my bra.

then later, at night when i am getting undressed and take off my bra, change falls down.

it's really cool.

i also have an ex presidents face imprinted on my boob.

cool, huh?

katie

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My Favorite JW Celebs

by comforter in

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jennifer lopez: need i say more?.

rick james: brutha like the l.. george bush: jw for president.. toby keith: go red, white and blue!.

billy graham-he preaches the good news.. hannibal-he conquered europe on elephants.. richard pryor: that brutha crazy.. eddie murphy: he cusses a little but he alright.. carl sagan: a little atheistic but cool nonetheless.. dmx: he my dogg.. yes, these are my fav jw celebs.. please share yours.. comforter.

airwlk149

oh yeah- the girl who played lisa on "saved by the bell", ummm, lark voories or i don't know- well she is supposed to be a jw now.

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HOLY CRAP JWS at my door!!!!!

by LDH in

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ok, they caught me off guard.

two young men.

they said, "hello we're bible students in the neighborhood with the latest issues of the watchtower and awake.".

airwlk149

good luck.

offer them in if it starts getting good.

offer them something to drink.

if they accept, drug them.

take off their clothes...

get out the camera...

then mail the pictures to the local kingdom hall.

just kidding!

have fun!

katie

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Gilead Couples - gag

by joeshmoe in

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friends

i was just thinking about the snoozefest i used to go through with each new gilead class.

the introductions were the worst!

im not sure you get the same feel from the doctored up articles in the wt, but listening to the couples was just maddening.. there was always at least 3 or 4 couples that would say the exact same thing: well, i wanted to be a missionary but couldnt go without a partner and my husband/wife was in the same predicament so we got married and here we are.

airwlk149

makes me want to puke.

imagine their sex life:

*WATCHTOWERS! yes!!! AWAKES! yesss! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! jehoooooooooovaaaaaaah!*

"ok, we're done, let's study for tomorrow nights meeting."

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Would you rather have more time or more cash?

by Leander in

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it seems like unless you're incredibly wealthy or lucky that its impossible to have both at the same time, especially if you're a working stiff.

right now between my wife and i we make a fairly decent living, however we don't have a lot of time to do things together (or alone) until the weekend comes around.

and we all know how short weekends can be, not to mention if a lot of errands need to be done that can eat up your time fairly quick.

airwlk149

"the best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees, I WANT MONEY! that's what i want.

your love gives me such a thrill, but your love won't pay my bills, I WANT MONEY!

thats's what i want."

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Jws that post here

by WildTurkey in

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do you think these people, who come in here, on this board and defend jws are for real?

do you think they really are good little jws?

do you think they really want to help us, or just start trouble?

airwlk149

some jw's come in here and post and count their posts as "time".

my little sister's friend does that, goes to the web sites and "tells them about jehovah", and she turns it in on her field service report......mmmmmm

katie

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My Favorite JW Celebs

by comforter in

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friends

jennifer lopez: need i say more?.

rick james: brutha like the l.. george bush: jw for president.. toby keith: go red, white and blue!.

billy graham-he preaches the good news.. hannibal-he conquered europe on elephants.. richard pryor: that brutha crazy.. eddie murphy: he cusses a little but he alright.. carl sagan: a little atheistic but cool nonetheless.. dmx: he my dogg.. yes, these are my fav jw celebs.. please share yours.. comforter.

airwlk149

michael jackson & prince

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stephanie and her new girlfriend...

by airwlk149 in

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this has nothing to do with jw's whatsoever, and it is totally personal, so here goes.... i went over to my ex girlfriend's house to pick up my mail.

(i moved out and some of my mail still goes there even though i put in a change of address form.

) we had gotten in a fight the night before.

airwlk149

FYI: i do not plan on being a jw again. going to the meeting and assembly just reassured me that leaving was the right thing. just want ya'll to know that before ya'll stone me. *katie screams out "i am NOT a troll!!!!"*

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stephanie and her new girlfriend...

by airwlk149 in

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friends

this has nothing to do with jw's whatsoever, and it is totally personal, so here goes.... i went over to my ex girlfriend's house to pick up my mail.

(i moved out and some of my mail still goes there even though i put in a change of address form.

) we had gotten in a fight the night before.

airwlk149

this has nothing to do with jw's whatsoever, and it is totally personal, so here goes...

i went over to my ex girlfriend's house to pick up my mail. (i moved out and some of my mail still goes there even though i put in a change of address form.) we had gotten in a fight the night before. she has changed into a different person and not for the better. i still love her and miss her and want her back.......

but anywaysss, when i stopped by we started talking and it was nice (she looked so hot!) she offered me some cake, and i accepted. then she walked me out to my car.

she started telling me about her weekend with her new girlfriend, M-A-N-D-Y, and how they got a hotel room up in reno. ugh, just typing this is making me cry and my stomach churn...

i am wondering: when we were together, she never wanted to do anything and she was so ashamed to be seen with me out in public. i had wanted so bad to go to mendicino, ca and rent a hotel room for some alone time. (we both lived with her grandma), but she said that she didn't want to go anywhere with me because people would think we were "lesbians".

anyways, just venting... i am so sad all the time and i really can't shake it.

my mom thinks it's because i need "jehovah". i guess that's why i went to the meeting and the assembly. i just want a place in life, where i am happy.

whatever.....

katie