_Morpheus

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  Perry's Miracles

  by Village Idiot in

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  this thread is dedicated to our beloved poster of 13 years perry and his parrot.

  for those who are new to jwc perry is the foremost apologist for christian fundamentalism and all its shining truths.

  he previously posted a thread entitled atheist miracles.

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  _Morpheus

  No no, we ,KNOW perry is real because he says hes real.
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  JW Records Request - United States

  by cappytan in

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  has anyone in the united states ever successfully gotten their publisher records from the society?

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  _Morpheus

  Lol and what a waste of time.... Your pub record card has NOTHING on it except your name, address, date of baptism and what you yourself reported as "field service time". Its utterly irrelevant and pointless once you leave the cult.
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  New arrangement from C.O.

  by Doctor Who in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i think most on here will be familiar with the caller hook up system that many congregations use.

  visit about 2 months ago.

  during our servant and elders meeting he was talking up the importance of meeting attendance and how we "gods spirit appointed men" must take the lead on making every meeting.

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  There is no "official" policy letter on this. Hes just being an overzeaous asshole
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  Atheist Miracles

  by Perry in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i reworded a variation of a common critique of atheists to my own liking.

  no, i do not hate atheists, i love them!

  they keep me from getting bored.

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  _Morpheus

  Welcome.......

  to Jurassic Park!

  Perry is only 25 years behind on this
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  New arrangement from C.O.

  by Doctor Who in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i think most on here will be familiar with the caller hook up system that many congregations use.

  visit about 2 months ago.

  during our servant and elders meeting he was talking up the importance of meeting attendance and how we "gods spirit appointed men" must take the lead on making every meeting.

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  _Morpheus

  Thats his personal policy
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  How do JW's know that the bible is inspired?

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  asked a friend of mine this question the other day.

  here was his answer: "well, because paul said, 'all scripture is inspired of god...'".

  but seriously, that argument is like saying, "the bible is inspired because it says so!

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  _Morpheus

  I take no credit for finding it :) i think it was OTWO who shared it with me a few years ago and it bears sharing again every so often
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  How do JW's know that the bible is inspired?

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  asked a friend of mine this question the other day.

  here was his answer: "well, because paul said, 'all scripture is inspired of god...'".

  but seriously, that argument is like saying, "the bible is inspired because it says so!

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  _Morpheus

  Lol glad you liked it freemind. I share it from time to time and try not to wear it out by citing it too often
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  How do JW's know that the bible is inspired?

  by cappytan in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  asked a friend of mine this question the other day.

  here was his answer: "well, because paul said, 'all scripture is inspired of god...'".

  but seriously, that argument is like saying, "the bible is inspired because it says so!

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  _Morpheus

  Cappy, you are spot on. At the risk of beating a dead horse google a youtube video entittled "kissing hanks ass". It shows the insanity of the bibles inspiration among other things
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  Prayer During District Assemblies

  by Tenacious in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  there's something that i've always wondered about yet could never truly understand.

  does anyone know why during district assemblies a prayer is done during the last day after coming back from lunch?.

  i can't quite remember if it's done other days but i believe this is done on the last day.

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  _Morpheus

  Stillin nailed it. That is the sole reason. All for show for the visitors
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  Something tells me 1914...

  by Monsieur in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  after todays watchtower lesson, and the lessons coming, something tells me bigger and bigger new understandings are coming.

  and that it will culminate with 1914. notice how jesus is now coming, and no longer already here.

  the current understanding is both, he is here and hes also coming.

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  _Morpheus

  Possibly, they do need to jettison it at some point, but for now on the JW app there is a long video explaining it as truth. When that video disapears we will know the jig is up. For now... 1914, christ enthronement blah blah all "truth"