Lol sorry i forgot to put a "sarcasm alert"
_Morpheus
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Every Governing Body Decision is from Jehovah
by B4Right inhow do you convince a jw that every decision that comes from the governing body is not from god?.
my mom who is a pioneer said that the students are getting their work book a month early, then proceeded to say " jehovah knows what we need".. for you who now know ttat what did it take for you?.
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Every Governing Body Decision is from Jehovah
by B4Right inhow do you convince a jw that every decision that comes from the governing body is not from god?.
my mom who is a pioneer said that the students are getting their work book a month early, then proceeded to say " jehovah knows what we need".. for you who now know ttat what did it take for you?.
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_Morpheus
Lol oh i so love the dubbie mindset. Its not that ANY school tells you what books to buy and study in advance, no no, ONLY PIONEER SCHOOL (tm) does that! Lol oh my.... As a wise comedian once said "you cant fix stupid".
Im not calling your mother or any other witness stupid btw, but its a funny remark that highlights people have to want to see the obviousness of the truth. Its frustrating at times that they ascribe every little random good thing to their desert god but any negative thing is unforseen occurance or satan...
Just as superstitious as the bronze age desert people they are imitating.
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Worst Memorial Talk Ever!
by The Searcher ini honestly have never heard such claptrap being delivered in a memorial talk.. the speaker repeatedly put down the way other religions administered the bread & wine, and claimed that witnesses do it exactly as the bible describes.
oh yeah????.
he forgot to mention - when reading aloud 1 corinthians 11:25 - that after passing the bread, a full meal was to be shared, before the wine was passed around!
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_Morpheus
Ok i would have to say a selfie of partaking trumps posting during the concluding prayer -
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Worst Memorial Talk Ever!
by The Searcher ini honestly have never heard such claptrap being delivered in a memorial talk.. the speaker repeatedly put down the way other religions administered the bread & wine, and claimed that witnesses do it exactly as the bible describes.
oh yeah????.
he forgot to mention - when reading aloud 1 corinthians 11:25 - that after passing the bread, a full meal was to be shared, before the wine was passed around!
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_Morpheus
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Worst Memorial Talk Ever!
by The Searcher ini honestly have never heard such claptrap being delivered in a memorial talk.. the speaker repeatedly put down the way other religions administered the bread & wine, and claimed that witnesses do it exactly as the bible describes.
oh yeah????.
he forgot to mention - when reading aloud 1 corinthians 11:25 - that after passing the bread, a full meal was to be shared, before the wine was passed around!
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_Morpheus
Jesus christ this speaker has spent 90% of the discourse explaining why not to partake! Its rediculious... I dont know if this is his personal slant or if the outline has been revised but my god what a waste of time -
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Worst Memorial Talk Ever!
by The Searcher ini honestly have never heard such claptrap being delivered in a memorial talk.. the speaker repeatedly put down the way other religions administered the bread & wine, and claimed that witnesses do it exactly as the bible describes.
oh yeah????.
he forgot to mention - when reading aloud 1 corinthians 11:25 - that after passing the bread, a full meal was to be shared, before the wine was passed around!
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Lol thanks searcher im just showing up to mine.... Im hating being here but rejoicing that im not actually passing nonfood this year ;) baby steps and all that -
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New Watchtower Subliminal image just uploaded
by artcritic inthis picture was taken from the official jw site.
just uploaded this one.
its new and unseen .
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_Morpheus
Lol well zombie that particular picture is an older one. The "rock" portion your lookimg is his added element to show you what hes trying to show all of us.. I dont see it either. The newest one is all the way at the bottom amd i dont even understand the image he is trying to highlight -
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New Watchtower Subliminal image just uploaded
by artcritic inthis picture was taken from the official jw site.
just uploaded this one.
its new and unseen .
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I apologize, i dont mean to be rude. I just dont see what it is you are trying to show in this picture. -
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New Watchtower Subliminal image just uploaded
by artcritic inthis picture was taken from the official jw site.
just uploaded this one.
its new and unseen .
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LOL Deut 13:1-5
by Jonathan Drake inomg i've never read this before or if i did i never caught it... .
13 [a]if a prophet or a dreamer of dreams arises among you and gives you a sign or a wonder,2 and the sign or the wonder comes true, concerning which he spoke to you, saying, let us go after other gods (whom you have not known) and let us serve them, 3 you shall not listen to the words of that prophet or that dreamer of dreams; for the lord your god is testing you to find out if you love the lord your god with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 you shall follow the lordyour god and fear him; and you shall keep his commandments, listen to his voice, serve him, and cling to him.
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_Morpheus
Thor smites but he does not shun ;)
i wonder when the hebrews became monotheistic..... At some point the desert god became all gods in one. When?