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  Puns upon Puns - (WARNING! Some real groaners here!)

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  puns upon puns .

  those who jump off a bridge in paris are in seine.. a backward poet writes inverse.. a man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.. dijon vu - the same mustard as before.. practice safe eating - always use condiments.. shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.. a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.. a hangover is the wrath of grapes.. dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.. does the name pavlov ring a bell?.

  condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.. reading while sunbathing makes you well red.. when two egotists meet, it's an i for an i.. a bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.. what's the definition of a will?

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  Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

  Man who run in front of car get tired.

  man who run behind car get exhausted.
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  any published writer out there?

  by rekless in

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  i am writing a book called yesterday's dreams, about my thirty five years of life in the borg as well as how i lost one child and my wife due to policies brought forth by the fds and my ignorance.i need a literary agent or publisher.. i have not any idea how to publish or market it.. any help will be appreciated.. thanks

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  This gentleman is a poster here. I don't remember his screen name though.

  http://www.rationallunacy.com/write/scifi.html

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  * raises BB gun ........let's go huntin'"

  by Valis in

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  lyineyes posted that in another thread and got me thinking.

  i always wanted one, but there would be none of that you know...elders didn;t mind having shotguns to go hunting birds with, but no bb gun for you young man!.

  sincerely,.

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  Here is my gun. It is a 25mm MK 38

  Not me in this picture though.

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  If you have one, what kind of cell phone do you have?

  by dustyb in

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  i have a siemens c56.

  its a small little bastard.

  i like to call it my little semen =d

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  Mitsubishi Trium T300......It's old and ugly, but built well (from what I can find online I don't think it is sold in US anymore). It is a couple of years old now. I use Suncom/AT&T. Have traveled in USA with it and always have service. I still use TDMA.

  Alot of US companies built thier networks on TDMA and are now switching to GSM. If you are with one of these compainies you will get better coverage with TDMA but you don't get all the bells and whistles you have on GSM networks.

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  There's *something* about Miriam

  by Simon in

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  has anyone watched this?.

  it has to be the cruelest show: 7 guys compete for one babe's affections but none of them know that "she" is really a "he" !

  it's actually quite scary to watch 'cause she is quite attractive - i got caught out with that at the eurovision song contest (dana international) .

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  I would love to watch the faces of the guys once they know the truth.

  I hate to admit it, but he/she looks pretty hot. lol

  In the late 80's I worked in a shop that had a Gynocologist next door. All these fine women where in and out all day. Then one day we found out that the Doctor specialized in pre-op for transexuals (hope that is the right term). All those fine "women" where still "men" in one spot. Of course being the pigs that men are we used to talk trash about what we would do if we had such a fine woman. That all stopped after we found out the truth of the situation.

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  I ran across this website

  by Heatmiser in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.livingforever.info

  i briefly went to a couple of pages.

  doesn't mention jehgoober in the pages i clicked on, but it is straight wtbts garbage.

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  I guess I am lucky that those commercials haven't hit my viewing area yet.

  I just clicked on a couple of the first links and scanned through the material real fast.

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  I ran across this website

  by Heatmiser in

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  http://www.livingforever.info

  i briefly went to a couple of pages.

  doesn't mention jehgoober in the pages i clicked on, but it is straight wtbts garbage.

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  http://www.livingforever.info

  I briefly went to a couple of pages. Doesn't mention Jehgoober in the pages I clicked on, but it is straight WTBTS garbage. I wonder if the webmaster counts time for the hits on his page.

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  The Cajones Test/Drama Queen or flirt?

  by simplesally in

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  try this out guys:.

  http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/cajones.html.

  http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/jerk.html.

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  Cajones 45:

  Your test score reveals that you've got major cojones when the situation calls for it - but at other times you prefer to play it safe. Perhaps there are certain things you will do, despite the risk involved, because they are important to you or the possible pay off makes them worth it. Or maybe certain consequences of such chancy behavior just don't scare you - we all have different fears. Some people, for example, are terrified of spiders but wouldn't hesitate to fling their bodies out of an air-borne plane. Whatever your case, carefully weigh the possible benefits against the risks before you make any hasty decisions.

  Jerk 45:

  While you're not yet up in the ranks of Andrew Dice Clay, you're getting dangerously close. Some of your answers were, to say the least, not very gentlemanly. In some situations, you showed a sense of common decency and respect. In others, however, you were one lowdown snake in the grass. Either you have a bad boy streak that flares up from time to time or you've now outgrown your ungentlemanly ways and evolved into a decent, respectful guy. If your nasty behavior is a present day phenomena, however, a word of caution; you're playing with fire! What goes around comes around.

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  New Contract

  by Yerusalyim in

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  i just re-enlisted in the army today.

  i now have an indefinite contract...i'm officially a career military hack.. salute.

  i am an american soldier.

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  Congradulations Yeru, you can stow away with me when I go over in a couple of months. I am sure we will have a couple of empty racks for you to jump in.

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  PO2 USN
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  Need video help

  by Big Tex in

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  2. entertainment

  does anyone know of a website with instructions on how to connect a vcr, dvd and a directv receiver together?

  i've googled and cannot find anything, so i'm hoping someone might know where to start looking.

  i can handle hooking up a vcr to a tv or a dvd to a tv, but hooking all three up together is a bit confusing.

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  Do not try and chain the DVD player to the VCR. I think some VCR's macrovision kicks in and disrupts the video signal. That's what I've heard anyway and usually DVD manuals simply tell you not to do it.

  I don't know for sure wich component (DVD or VCR) "senses" this particular link but your picture and sound will be all messed up.

  I would link the sattelite to the dvd recorder then that to one input on tv and vcr into input by itself. That way you can record stuff from your dish onto dvd. I wouldn't bother trying to record vcr to dvd (unless it was home video you want to keep) because the quality of vcr tape is so low compared to dvd that on dvd playback all of vcr's lower resolutions will be magnified when played back digitaly.

  Hope this helps a little.

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