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The actual President of the WTS is Vin Diesel...
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vin diesel is the actual head of the watchtower bible & tract soceity but if this was open knowledge then too many fakers would join the jws so they keep it secret.. more fun facts about vin diesel...just keep refreshing for a new one.
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OMGWTFBBQ, It Is A Two Headed Monster!
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actually, it is a cute kitty...or is it kitties?

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Amazing How So Many JWs Practically Worship The Literature...
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recently, i had to help my mom move from ny...she has just retired and has been a witness for over 30 years.

i wouldn't call her devout in that she never misses field service or that she would walk through horrible weather to get to a meeting but she is devout in a sense that she will believe whatever the wts puts before her.... anyway, my two older brothers who are also "in the truth" were helping go through what stuff we were going to move when we came to her literature stash.

my mom is an extreme packrat and we had been throwing so many items that she had bought over the years without even opening the boxes (the items got old & musty so they were unusable to others .
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For Those Who Have Cartoon Network...
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you should watch or set your tivo to record the venture brothers tonight (a spoof show on the old johnny quest cartoons)...basically, there is a superhero mer-man who is also a jehovah's witness....
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This Is Why I Couldn't Play Dungeons & Dragons...
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http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitdandd.html

ah yes, the all consuming evil of magic missile.
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Help With Finding Quotes From Missing Bible Books...
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i remember reading a few times here that there are passages in the bible that reference books that are no longer included in the official canon for both protestant & catholic denominations.

anybody have links & writeups on these passages & references?

any assistance would be appreciated greatly.
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Another Reason For Proper Hygiene...
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the townspeople might come and subdue you because you smell so rank...

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People Say Death Is Like Taking A Trip, Right?
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death is like taking a trip, right?.

ok, let's say that there is this guy named john...and he decides to leave his hometown forever and never comes back.

here are some rumors about him:.
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I Only Get To Say This Once Every Other Year So....
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it is snowing in atlanta, georgia!

i grew up in new york (a few miles from wallkill) and snow is actually something i miss....i used to love sitting back inside a warm house and watching everything turn white.

well, now it is really coming down here; i thought it was just a flurry because of the huge flakes but it has been going on for an hour now.
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Ever Seen The Movie 'Blast From The Past'?
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you know, the one where brandon fraser grows up in a bomb shelter and finally comes out after so many years to a world totally new to him (like some modern day rip van winkle)?

that is how i feel right now except i simply got out of a religion.... i am not totally clueless; i fortunately was allowed to do most of the normal things that kids do while growing up (play videogames, watch all the tv shows i wanted [including smurfs] & listen to the music i liked) so i am not a total square.

however, i am 24 next month and yet i am out of 'friends' & relatives to hang out with (they ditched when i da'ed) and i have only made two true friends outside of meetings/school/work in my whole life.