Jese, if I had to choose which was more satanic the old system barcodes and all, and the new system with multilevel marketing, I'd go stand in the middle of my local super market and cackle, give me bar codes boys, give me barcodes. Of course, I won't cuz I haven't heard from Mikemusto whether straight jackets are in this fall or not. Next thing we'll see is the reference to the WWW being satanic. Yep, some dumb sh*&hole came up with this brilliant notion that somehow, and I'm sorry but I can't remember how, the WWW equates to 666. For God's sake, and I mean that literally, where do these people find the time to think about, much less worry about such utter, utter, utter, drival. Puke bucket please!
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BARCODE AND HIS EXPLANATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by enricofrassinetti indear brothers and sisters of the world.
excuse me always for my broken english.
i have seen many discussions in this forum, about the barcode, but want specify, that is only symbolically that i speak when i say that is the barcode the mark of the beast 666. .
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THIS SITE BY FAR HAS THE WORST...
by surferdude inand yes this post is a joke,,, but the content is not,,, i know i am not perfect, but come on!!!!!!
usually ,i look over at the profile and i can let it slide if the person is from sweden or something and english is a second language.
but too many of the times that is not the case
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Jumbled thoughts on spelling by aluminutty
History:
Spelling, shmelling. Before the middle of the 19th century, there wasn't any such thing. Everything was spelled phonetically, as, I might add, it should be. Then this pedantic assh*le, Merium Webster came along and made us conform. At least the british took a bit of a stand and kept spelling theatre and colour as each respective word was pronounced. Its the difference between proscriptive and descriptive; Its the difference between a dynamic and a dead language.Vapid reflections:
Braille, btw, adds an interesting aditional level of difficulty to the spelling mess. To those of you on the board -- and that's probibly most of you -- who don't know, I am totally blind and am a braille reader. To make up for it's large size in relation to print script, braille uses lots of contracted words. For example, together, in braille, would be written simpley as tgr. I am constantly struggling to remember, therefore, how to spell words that I have scarsely seen written in long form.English is an amazingly twisted and silly whore of a language, anyway. Whilst other languages like french and Japanese seek to purify themselves from external influences English attempts to pick up any scruffy homeless word it meets along the street, takes it home, and for a fiver or two, gives it the linguistic equivalent of a blow job. Hense such jems as well canyon, or rhythm, or just about anything you can think of. It's this loose linguistic conduct that makes English the fun language it is.
HS thanks for bandering flosynosy about, its a great word (in the truest sence) and should be useed more then it is. But, then again, it's a bitch to pronounce.
This spelling arguement is just a lot of slibbersauce, anyhow, and I would be better off spending my time nuttlingb another post. Tah tah.!
Edited by - aluminutty on 1 October 2002 22:55:1
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Those in a position to call Brooklyn
by hillary_step inthe allegations of sexual abuse against at least one child and subsequent attempts to cover over the crime made against theodore jarcacz are extremely serious.
they have of course, yet to be proved one way or the other and theo jaracz has the right of proper representation both outside and within the walls of the wt, and should be allowed to defend himself against these accusations.
many persons who have in the past been accused of 'gross sins' become victim of an investigation by elders.
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As to which number we should use. The most damaging to the WT is the Tol free number. Remember Tol free is only tol free to the caller. WT has to pay per minut rates on each and every call placed to this number. I don't know how affective this number is, however, since they may be smart enough to realize the same, and limit access to various departments from callers using this number. I am thinking, though, if each person who reads this post calls their little tol free phone number, well . . . And hey, even if they disable the tol free number we still would have made an impact because fewer average Joes will call.
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brutalized toddlers
by little witch indoes anyone remember the advice from from the stage, encouraging mothers to remove babies from the room when they were hungry?.
how about, wooden spoons to beat toddlers into submission, preferably in front of the congegation, as to set an example in disipline?
was this just in our hall, or was it from the borg?
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Little Witch:
I can't say that I've ever seen a child being disapplained at a kingdumb hall; this doesn't say much because, thank God, I can count on the fingers of 1 hand the number of times I've been to a JW church. My wife, however, was a JW, and she was beaten for not sitting still. In fact, her father beat her bloody, beat her so severely that she still couldn't sit in school the next day. Her teacher told the principal whom then got children's services envolved. When questioned, her parent's lied, of course, and said that Bobsgirl had only fallen down the stairs and was lying to get attention. Nothing ever came of the children's services inquirey, and her mother continued to reinforse the lie during Bobsgirl's childhood. All for being a kid and squerming during a long and mind-numbingly boring even for an adault, weekly religious meeting. JW parents suck! Untruthfuly, abusive JW parents only suck more.Edited by - aluminutty on 11 September 2002 15:32:16
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Will they grow Hemp in that Paradise garden?
by kenpodragon ini was thinking today about that paradise garden the witness always pictured.
i remember all those happy blank faces, with the rosy cheeks and content look.
they were all smiling eating a apple, petting a lion, and running around the trees.
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Viv:
God bless the Netherlands. I mean really, your government knows where its at. But then most governments in western europe care about their citizens and treat them as such. BTW, will there be hemp in the paradise garden? Hell no!!! Dispite Genesis 1-12, the GB will act to ax any plans on people to have fun. Flaming killjoys couldn't relax and smoke on a good bong if they were paid. On second thought, money talks to this org. Hey, I would donate to that cause . . . pay to get the GB high. Can you imagine the fun then?To dream the impossible dream.
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HI! This site is a blast!
by doorboy00 ini just wanted to say that i'm having a blast reading all the posts.
i stumbled upon this site because i was curious to see what the jehovah's witnesses have to say about september 11th and instead i've been laughing at the top ten's and such.
i was priveleged?
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Hey, Doorboy00, glad to make your aquaintance. Thanks a trillion for sharing your experience and funny thoughts. They are apreciated, ; keep them coming. BTW, is no panties a bad thing??? <grins>
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Oh them Banana Peppers!!!
by Elsewhere inohhhhh, i'm regretting it now!
today i got ahold of some absolutly delitious banana peppers... like the one's that papa john's serves with their pizza.. my mouth said: "oh yes!
give me more!".
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Elsewhere:
Um, that's really funny, man! Wanna take dis outside? <grin> No, really, cuz the girl I was hanging around with at the time wasn't exactly pure as freshly fallen snow. I can honestly say, however, that our relationship -- if you can call it that -- didn't progress to a point where I could have contracted anything say for the common cold from her. Nope. The peppers are the real culprit, I sware. -
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Oh them Banana Peppers!!!
by Elsewhere inohhhhh, i'm regretting it now!
today i got ahold of some absolutly delitious banana peppers... like the one's that papa john's serves with their pizza.. my mouth said: "oh yes!
give me more!".
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Oh them Banana Peppers!!!
by Elsewhere inohhhhh, i'm regretting it now!
today i got ahold of some absolutly delitious banana peppers... like the one's that papa john's serves with their pizza.. my mouth said: "oh yes!
give me more!".
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Elsewhere:
Your stomach now. Tomorrow . . . ! You guessed it. At least it rhymes with it <grin>. Seriously, peppers, hot ones, of all kinds, are the best damn things on God's great earth! Have you ever eaten a fresh Jabenllero (spelling guess, sorry) peppers? I have. Once. I thought I was a big shot, and that I had the ability to take hot foods. Christ was I wrong! I thought I was going to die! I mean, my ears rang, I couldn't breathe, and then, I thought it would be a good idea to take a pee. Second mistake, and a huge one, one which I'll never forget. Oh, did I mension that I was at work? Did I mension that I had to explain to my supervisor why I arrived back from lunch a half an hour late? All this and I still eat hot peppers all the darn time, and love them. Am I crazy? -
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Bacon
by larc inwell, my fluff thread on eggs went over pretty well, so i thought i would start one on bacon.
now, of course, bacon and eggs go together.
that is axiomatic.
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A bit of a contest, Lark, if you don't mind?
Who can ID this bit of lyric?"They have prewrapped sausages. . . but they don't have prewrapped bacon. . . Can you blame them? . . . Yeah!"
The winner shall be mensioned in a fluf post I'm considering.
Here's a hint, look a bit north of ham.