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  How many Jehovah's Witnesses

  by ballistic in

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  how many jehovah's witnesses... does it take to wallpaper a room?.

  three, if you slice them thinly enough.

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  I know a few sisters you could paper a whole house with.
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  Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

  by gumby in

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  moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.

  the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

  4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.

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  Hey everyone.....DH has got an anteater....nah, na na, na naaaah, nah!

  LOL, bastard
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  Jehovah Hates Foreskins!!!!!!!!!

  by gumby in

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  moses is preparing his "make my brother do it " speech to jehovah cuz he's ascard to have to talk to pharoah about lettin his people go from eygpt.

  the lord butts in and goes bi-polor on moses ass and tells him he's gonna kill his sorry arse cuz moses kids dinger still looks like an anteater and the lord wants then damn thing snipped off pronto or he's gonna kill em!

  4:24 and it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the lord met him, [ moses ]and sought to kill him.

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  so do i
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  Do ALL men cheat??

  by ChakkaConned in

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  i was watching an old eddie murphy hbo special a few weeks ago where he was talking about relationships.

  in his bit, he went off on how all men cheat on their wives and girlfriends.

  he was adamant that even the nicest of guys will take the opportunity to cheat if given the chance and that women need to understand that this is the way it is, 100% of the time.

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  Do ALL men cheat??

  no.

  would all men cheat given the right set of circumstances?

  yeah i think so, but circumstances are everything.
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  Watchtower Observer site goes down

  by Norm in

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  hey folks,.

  an era in the ex-jw history is over.

  kent steinhaug's site http://watchtower.observer.org is being shut down.. it was the first of it's kind, and to this day probably still the largest anti wt site on the net.

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  bling bling, so who do we pay? how's that paypal account coming...
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  Tony Blair Postage Stamp

  by Angharad in

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  tony blair wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.

  so, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality.

  the stamps are created, printed, and released.. tony is delighted.

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  LOL
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  Ahh you guys got me.

  by Doe in

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  for all the losers out there.

  ya i have balls to reply.

  i just thought that there might be real believers here reading the crap you all call expessing yourself.

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  Ya I have BALLS

  but they are only little.

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  Watchtower Observer site goes down

  by Norm in

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  hey folks,.

  an era in the ex-jw history is over.

  kent steinhaug's site http://watchtower.observer.org is being shut down.. it was the first of it's kind, and to this day probably still the largest anti wt site on the net.

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  I'll pay $50 (more if we come up short) just so the data is not lost. No problem. Where to send paypal payments to?

  Edited: Wouldn't it make sense to sell the domain and the content together as a package? Selling the domain at it's market value.
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  end of time

  by sugarbritches in

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  hi although none us know- how many of you think that we are really living in the last days as the jw's and many other religions believe?sugarbritches

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  I think every so often the world has a bunch of natural catastrophes or one global catastrophe that almost wipe us all out, and the survivors live on. Legends begin, and then religions sprout and go on to put a mystical spin on what was a natural process. So no I do not think the world is going end (not until the sun dies in a few billion years). I think it's possible that the system/society/civilisation we live in now could be destroyed, but I do not think it will be by any god, it will just be the cycle of life on planet earth.
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  were there any embarassing moments in the congregation?

  by badboy in

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  One elder was so stressed he kept passing out in the middle of talks, one time he even fell down before he got from his chair to the platform. Eventually he had to step down.

  There was also the time the PO's son in law got caught nailing another MS wife. That was very embarrassing since everyone knew about it.