Posts by dh

scatter brained or just generally out of it? or are you a stable individual? do you like to do stupid stuff like post topics about nothing? do you analyse things to death, this topic for example to the point where you say 'what is crazy' or perhaps you try to convince yourself that 'there's no such thing as crazy'... or maybe you think being crazy is relative because people who aren't crazy say it is, maybe you like to drive at high speed, or skydive, or perhaps you just love to do things people say are crazy... but does that really make you crazy? do you ever call other people crazy? do people call you crazy?

are you crazy? what is crazy?

do you like pink, more to the point did you know you could write in pink on here?

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SHOULD YOU BELIEVE IN THE WATCHTOWER

by Tyre in

dh

no

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Did you ever experience "Joy"?

by Pork Chop in

one thing that always struck me was the rather dour nature of the organization.

i know people laugh, and at seem to have a good time, at least occasionally.

however, one thing i just haven't seen is a real outpouring of joy, like david dancing like a crazy man or some of the other occassions in the scriptures when it seems like people were almost overcome with joy.. anyone here ever feel real joy as a witness?

dh

no

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Disturbing Childrens Stories Like Rumplestiltskin

by dh in

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friends

as he was dancing, he sang:

today i brew, tomorrow i bake,.

and after that the child i?ll take.. i?m the winner of the game,.

dh

As he was dancing, he sang:

Today I brew, tomorrow I bake,
And after that the child I?ll take.
I?m the winner of the game,
Rumpelstiltskin is my name?.

Rumplestiltskin is a very disturbing story! hmmm

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Do you still preach?

by Theocrat in

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many here are not jehovah's witnesses anymore because of one reason or another, but do you still preach?

do you still think that it is important for a christian to preach?

just wondering.

dh

i am not christian. i do not preach, nor i do not consider preaching to be a responsibility.

inspired canon of Greek scriptures

i get inspired when i see the wind.

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Metrosexuals...

by FMZ in

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just recently, i have come out of the utility room.

it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.

you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.

dh

I did, however, draw the line at wheatgrass enemas

yeah, we gotta draw the line when it comes those wheatgrass enemas!

i think i am just a straight guy, i do what i want and don't think about whether it's something women do too. i'm fairly straight forward, i like things to be very clean and very tidy but i am not into massages, i don't like these weirdos touching me, and i'm not into gay stuff like getting my nails done, no i don't mean that there's anything homosexual about getting your nails done, it's just a figure of speech, i like my clothes to be good, and shoes, mmm, well i am affectionate when it comes to shoes, and luggage, i like to swim, sauna, steam, and stuff like that and lately run a few km every day, but that's just health junk. i keep my hair short so i don't have to waste time pretending to look good in the mirror, and so that it only takes 3 seconds to dry, and if i see an item of clothing that i like, i often buy two so that i don't have to waste time thinking about what to wear... sometimes i eat four heavy meals every day for months, sometimes i go months eating just once a day, (like now), i eat a lot of fruit and i like to cook, and i think all men should be able to cook... i'm not particularly a guys guy, i just do as i please because i have nobody depending on me being stable 24/7... i really can't stand when guys can't look after themselves though, like they need women to look after them, i think that is useless. i think everything about my nature is based on my mood at the time, so i guess i am a lot like women, ha ha ha, but saying that some women are nasty and can't look after themselves so it's hard to say.

i think i am just a heterosexual guy.

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Your Favourite song/lyrics?

by ScoobySnax in

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friends

whats your favourite song?

though its breaking every rule i've ever made.

my racing heart is just the same.

dh

it's by no means my favourite song, but i have been wanting to post it for a while because whenever i see your name on the board i hear the chorus in my head!

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Did you ever wonder what governingbody does really

by kls in

i read so much on how the godley men in their castle ( watchtower) answer peoples questions about sex, lieing, what ever it maybe ,but has anybody ever followed one of these cult leaders to see really what they do ,were they go and who they see?

there are far from perfect and i wonder what they really do behind closed doors.

they can dish out what they want you to do but i wonder if they follow their same answers?

dh

i have wondered what they do, i think they must live the lives of large corporate directors, but i don't know, i think it would definitely be interesting to spy on them and document it all.

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Your Favourite song/lyrics?

by ScoobySnax in

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friends

whats your favourite song?

though its breaking every rule i've ever made.

my racing heart is just the same.

dh

Fun Lovin' Criminals
SCOOBY SNACKS
- everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- any of you fucking pricks move, and I?ll execute every mother****ing last one of you!

Me and fast got the gats; we?re out to rob a bank.
We got steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything?s cool and everything?s smooth. (hey that?s smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said,
Baby, baby, baby
(is this some kharmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time fast tapped me with the 9
He said it was time to blow, ya know. so out the door we go.
Back to the ride with steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we?ll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and
Piled in a caddy; steve was driving
Because I had to talk to my man about something.

- look, I don?t know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- torture you, that?s good, that?s a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks!

I don?t give a fuck about the hell?s
Gate, ain?t punkin? the crowd and I?m still
Standing up staight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don?t act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing
Where the cop is.
They?re at the dunkin donuts, adjacent from
The froman?s whose mailbox fast had just
Exploded. they gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers
With haste. we cast off and along we went
Off bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- sonny, I need you to be cool, are you cool?
- alright I'm cool.

Running around robbing banks
All wacked off of scooby snacks!