i would personally say, "Hey guys, i have a 12 inch penis and i had a WILD orgy with your wives and daughters. Your grandchildren are really mine and i'll make sure that they live a life of sex and drugs and rock and roll! YAAAAAA"
dustyb
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If You Could Tell Brooklyn Just One Thing
by Englishman inyou're angry and thoroughly pissed off with all things apertaining to jehovah's witnesses.. you also know that this thread will be read by active jw's.
some of those jw's will be in the brooklyn bethel right now, reading what you write.. so, is there one thing, one belief, one policy, that, if it were to be changed or anulled, would mollify you?.
is there one change that they could make that would stop or lessen the active antagonism that you feel against the wt?.
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Amazing is back ... the Wheels of Justice have turned
by Amazing1914 ini am back from underground ... i have more to tell you than you can imagine ...
i cannot use my old screen handle for now, but we are working on that, and it will be restored as soon as simon and i can get it done.
so, simon has allowed me to create a new screen name for the time being.
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dustyb
hey watchtower snoops. i forgot to add something. i'm teddy jaracz. i like to have sex with little boys in the butt at my bethel room after i get done studying the koran! also, everything that i've wrote the past 30 years is a total crock of shit. we've ran out of bible bends and lies, so we're just blowing smoke up the asses of rank and file JW's so we can get more donations. oh, and i also enjoy splitting families apart, watching innocent children get molested, and seeing children die in hospitals because of my interpretation of the bible. have a good day!
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Do you have a natural talent?
by dustyb ini have a natural talent of bullshitting and coming up with ideas off of the top of my head.
ideas that work mind you!
but like my ma said, i can bullshit my way out of a paper bag full of cowpie set on fire =d
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I do. I have a natural talent of bullshitting and coming up with ideas off of the top of my head. ideas that work mind you! but like my ma said, i can bullshit my way out of a paper bag full of cowpie set on fire =D
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Spank Us for We Have Sinned
by simplesally in.
well its puternut's last night in california so we need to liven this place up, we are outside, the weather is warm and the four of us are drinking and talking..........and someone spanked me!!!!!!!!
i forgot how hot these pants were.............
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...there once was a man from nantucket
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Whats the most unhealthiest place you've ever ate at?
by dustyb inthere's this place here in town called "babe's".
its soooooooooooooooo good, but the only drawback is that the hamburger is more grease and fat than it is meat.
they'll actually take the dripping fat with the spatula and throw it back in the burger and start smashing it in.
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dustyb
there's this place here in town called "Babe's". its soooooooooooooooo good, but the only drawback is that the hamburger is more grease and fat than it is meat. they'll actually take the dripping fat with the spatula and throw it back in the burger and start smashing it in. its really really good, but i can feel my heart telling me to f**k off. or that may be my stomach =D
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Amazing is back ... the Wheels of Justice have turned
by Amazing1914 ini am back from underground ... i have more to tell you than you can imagine ...
i cannot use my old screen handle for now, but we are working on that, and it will be restored as soon as simon and i can get it done.
so, simon has allowed me to create a new screen name for the time being.
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dustyb
amazing, this bud's for you
and WTS lurkers, these fingers are for you... .!..<0_o> ..!.
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Using the JWs fear of apostates to your advantage.
by Stealth inthree years ago, i decided that i would no longer support the jw religion.
having family in the "truth" as many of you know, can complicate the leaving process as the jws use the threat of df/da and loss of family as a weopon to try to control you.
i decided to fight fire with fire.
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dustyb
i thought of an idea kind of like this. but instead of threatening to go with an assault, i was going to frame elders for apostates..... and i wasn't gonna stop until they stopped bitching at me.
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I'm Ordained and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore
by gitasatsangha ini got myself ordained as a reverend off the internet at universal life church.
i figured it would be handy to get clergy parking and so on.
but now i started thinking, hell git, you can start your own damn religion and make money like the watchtower does.
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i am a loyal follower of this Universal Jehovah's Witness cult, i mean truth!
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Should obesity be a DF offense?
by jws ina headline on today's usa today says that obesity is the #1 killer.
if being fat is such a health risk (like cigarettes), why don't the jws disfellowship people for being obese?.
i know in some cases, people gain weight due to medical problems that are hard to control.
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dustyb
being obese should be a disfellowshipping offense based upon the criteria for the "defilement of the flesh".... if you're not allowed to smoke a cigarette for stress, you shoulnd't be allowed to over-indulge in food for stress.......
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Let's lobby to make non-reporting a felony.
by avishai inthis case really pissed me off.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/68106/2.ashx.. so, let's get together and lobby to make non-reporting a felony in all fifty states.
it's bullshit that they continue to get away with it and our children continue to get raped as a result.
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dustyb
lobbying is actually a really good way to get shit done, but you have to find a politician to support your efforts. but i'm sure if you get a few million X-jw's and catholics to lobby at the capitol building in DC, something will be done about it =D