Posts by Cheetos

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Will Jehovah re-instate Death by Stoning in the New System?

by PopeOfEruke in

do you think that stoning as a form of death sentence will be re-instated in the new system once the "new scrolls" are opened?.

jehovah loved it once, why would he not bring it back?

it's such a humane christian form of killing someone, i am sure it'll be back!.

Pope="Watchtower Literature like eating Untreated Raw Sewage"

by PopeOfEruke in

that's my response to the awake playstation claim.. idiots!.

pope.

Cheetos

Weird very weird, all along the watchtower there are weird-O's.

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From Rutherford -2008 Watchtower ="dont have kid's till after Armagedon!"

by Witness 007 in

yes i thought rutherford's policy on kid's was dead and the society had wised up....until i read the new "witnesses only" watchtower study magazine...compare.. rutherford's last book "children" 1942 = p.281 "wait until after armagedon to bring children into the world...it is only afew years before the other sheep are gathered to the lord, until armagedon...those with infants during armagedon will have greater woe...it would be a far greater difficulty to care for them during the tribulation.".

watchtower 2008 april 15 p.19 {picture of a middle aged couple witnessing with question: why do some christian couples decide not to have children?

} paragraph 12 "single or childless for a noble purpose.....numerous couples have decided to remain childless....they often do so to remain freer to serve jehovah...they are willing to place kingdom interests above some of the privileges that go with marriage...jehovah will not forget their work, and the love they show for his name...there will be a great tribulation...doubtless, it will be a difficult time for all of us-adults and children alike.".

Cheetos

Wow talk about a cult, they sure assume Jehovah can not or will not protect little children even when Christ his son was so gentle to them while he was on earth. Hello! lurkers wake up and smell the cat food, and get a life, can't you hear a cult telling you not to bear childern for their own selfish gain and control.

Geeeze

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Faithful and Discrete Slave

by Johnna in

if it is true that the slave class is here to lead the organization, and their numbers on earth are still in the thousands, why is it only just a handful at the headqtrs that send out the spiritual food?

i have known many "annointed" ones over my course of involvement and none of them were ever called on for their input, guidance, counsel, etc... much less to have a turn to lead the work in ny.

aren't they all supposed to be doing the guidance work on the earth?

Cheetos

How and by what means do the brothers and sisters derive spiritual food is just as it has been with the modern day Associated Bible Students," they are the same ones that the modern day Witness's broke from and there by became a sect.

The Bible Students" have each and every member search the bible and as a massive group using any sorce they need not just what the GB say you have to use, in order to come to conclusions rather than a (Hierarchy of clergy) situation as exist with the Witness's now.

I have found it so refreshing to listen and learn with the Associated Bible Students", they are a caring group of people.

divineplan.org

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Someone In The Know Told Me About The Society's New Plans!

by minimus in

jw
friends

from now on, no dates will be espoused for future prophetic events!.

there will be a in-house elder arrangement that no longer depends upon the watchtower society's influence.. judicial commitees will no longer be in existence.

congregation members will have an active role in keeping the congregation clean while exercising appropriate mercy.. kingdom halls will mostly be sold and assembly halls will transmit circuit meetings by telephone, closed circuit tv, radio frequencies and by telephone every week.

Cheetos

Decon... Tell that girl that took the picture that she is hired!

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was that a Witness on American Idol last night?

by Burger Time in

jw
friends

i had the sneaky suspicion the girl in the picture below was a dub.

she had never drank, smoked or watched a rated r movie.

she was married at a young age and just seemed too wholesome.

Cheetos

I seen her on LA Ink, she was getting a Tattoo of the beast that comes out of the sea of mankind, I think the elder body should know about this! LOL

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What inspired your avatar and your screen name?

by Princess Daisy Boo in

jw
friends

tell me the story behind the picture.... why is mr flipper mr flipper?

how much do you look like zappa, jk666?

and gopher - are you really a little old man?

Cheetos

Well, my Avatar shows me laughing my ass off at some article in the Watchtower knowing that now I am not afraid to say that poop stinks. And my name Cheetos means that I love to eat these finger soiling messy little Sci Fi crap kernals.

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Has anyone seen the "Lost Compass"

by Cheetos in

i found it to be a very good show, i liked it's ablity to show the disgusting attempt religion makes to control peoples lives, its real good so go see it the mormons don't like cause to a limited degree they are a control group butnothing like the witness's you will see what i mean about it's reference to religion, it made me think of the governing body of jehovah's witness's in a big way..

Cheetos

I found it to be a very good show, I liked it's ablity to show the disgusting attempt religion makes to control peoples lives, its real good so go see it the Mormons don't like cause to a limited degree they are a control group butnothing like the Witness's you will see what I mean about it's reference to religion, it made me think of the governing body of Jehovah's Witness's in a big way.

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Someone In The Know Told Me About The Society's New Plans!

by minimus in

jw
friends

from now on, no dates will be espoused for future prophetic events!.

there will be a in-house elder arrangement that no longer depends upon the watchtower society's influence.. judicial commitees will no longer be in existence.

congregation members will have an active role in keeping the congregation clean while exercising appropriate mercy.. kingdom halls will mostly be sold and assembly halls will transmit circuit meetings by telephone, closed circuit tv, radio frequencies and by telephone every week.

Cheetos

I wish for the love of Mike that they would quit refering to them selfs as "Jehovahs ORG, and the term Christian Congergation makes me sick too, it's so arrogant and self assumming, and while we are talking about this the moden day Associated Bible Students" the ones the Witness's broke away from and became a sect there after from have maintained most all of these so called changes for well over a hundred years. Now all the Witness's have do is get ouut of peoples personal lifes, the GB are mostly dim wits.

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really need some help please

by Erichhhhhhhhh in

hey everyone, my name is erich and i'm 19 and i have just suffered a break up with my jehovahs witness girlfriend.

we dated for over two years and we recently broke up.

i broke up with her because she was sad that she wasn't true to her religion and i felt terrible i was keeping her from it.

Cheetos

Wow friend don't you know there are a lot of fish in the pond move on this gal sounds like slut to me. We all have done nasty things in our life, one thing I have learned about women is this: They lie a lot! If you can laugh a lot together then that is a real good start, in the meantime just rely on Rosy Palm and her five sisters until you replace this wench cause she is treating you like smoke change, remember the fastest way to get over one women is to find another.

Sign: Captain Jack Sparrow