Cheetos

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  Name Things JWs Would Do If The GB Told Them To

  by minimus in

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  this could be veryyyyyy interestinggggggg.

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  Cheetos

  I think they would stop eatting at McDonalds if the GB told them to do so.
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  How come the women's restrooms always stink at assemblies....

  by tan in

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  i mean i use public restrooms...even gas station restrooms on occassions and they never smelled like the assembly bathrooms.

  i thought that they were suppose to be clean people????.

  just thought i'd ask....

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  Cheetos

  It isn't the rest rooms that stink brother, need I say more.
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  Have you ever caught Elders in compromising situations?

  by Cheetos in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i ran into two of them at a (r) rated violent movie during a very boring assembly once, i knew them and they knew me i didn't give a dam and they knew it, they seen me go out and i seen them go out of the theate so we were all even and grinning all the way back to events center.

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  I ran into two of them at a (R) rated violent movie during a very boring assembly once, I knew them and they knew me I didn't give a dam and they knew it, they seen me go out and I seen them go out of the theate so we were all even and grinning all the way back to events center.
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  Microphone Man

  by Gordy in

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  anybody seen this before.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8vtmqf0wfe.

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  Cheetos

  Running the microphone was a pain in Arse.
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  After a phone call it's official...I AM AN APOSTATE!!!

  by sparrow in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yes, apparently it's official.

  i am an apostate.

  i have been df'd for about 5 years now.

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  Cheetos

  Well Ain't that special.
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  Why can't KHs be this entertaining?

  by sacolton in

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  Cheetos

  They are always entertaining when your good and stoned on some purple haired weed, I realy like the Watchtower study when you hear the sisters say "and yes I "really appreciated" this point in the WT, if your at a Mormon meeting they say oh wasn't that a "choice experience" and sometimes if your toking on a good doobie it almost sounds like it's not a bunch of BS.
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  Look at the new Mormon president doing his free Mason hand shake

  by Cheetos in

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  2. scandals

  click on the picture to make it larger and you can see clearly their index fingers, yah got to love the mormons.. the freemasons handshake is a part of freemasonrys rituals, and thereafter, a way for fellow freemasons to acknowledge one anothers status in the order.. http://www.fdrs.org/freemasons_handshake.html .

  picture double click over and over and you zoom up.. http://www.kutv.com/content/news/topnews/story.aspx?content_id=98000f6f-1b85-4499-95f8-cc5350d7f62f.

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  Cheetos

  Click on the picture to make it larger and you can see clearly their index fingers, yah got to love the Mormons.

  The Freemasons handshake is a part of Freemasonry’s rituals, and thereafter, a way for fellow Freemasons to acknowledge one another’s status in the Order.

  http://www.fdrs.org/freemasons_handshake.html

  Picture double click over and over and you zoom up.

  http://www.kutv.com/content/news/topnews/story.aspx?content_id=98000f6f-1b85-4499-95f8-cc5350d7f62f
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  Automatic reinstatement if teaching gets reversed?

  by Fatfreek in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  let's say your spouse admitted to having sex with animals, you went to the elders and they told you that you were not free to remarry -- but you went ahead, divorced the scumbag, and remarried someone else.

  you, of course, got disfellowshipped.

  since then, the society reverses its position.

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  Cheetos

  I like to hold the little laying Hens by their little Wings and hear them say: AhhhhhNaught Againnnnnnnn Cluck Cluck Cluck...
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  I am the Faithful and Discreet Slave

  by jwblog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  when i first attended the congregation of jehovahs witnesses i never even thought about whom or what was the faithful and discreet slave.

  i do not believe that this information is ever taught to the public directly.

  i think you have to be baptised or start attending the same meetings as those that are baptised.. anyway what made all of you adapt the teaching of the faithful and discreet slave (class or whatever)?

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  Cheetos

  You have to be a high Mucky Muck and stut around wearing white shoes like a car salesman.
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  How Do You Make Money Online? Do You Want To Make Money Online?

  by Pinball in

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  2. friends

  coming out of the witnesses like many here with no university education, it's been a little difficult at times to know how to make a decent living.. since being disfellowshipped, for asking way too many difficult questions of the elders, i've found myself becoming more and more immersed in making money online.. perhaps you do the same?.

  or on the other hand, perhaps you too are struggling to understand how you too, could make a decent living online?.

  it seems to me, that this could be an awesome opportunity for some here involved in the business of making money online, to help fellow exwitnesses and others too, become more acquainted with some of the methods used to generating an ideal situation to earning for themselves more income.. of course, this can be a very confusing area for some people to understand and/or get to grips with.. so this got me to thinking this afternoon, how many of us here could help our fellow posters out.. my first question then is - if you are already making money online, how do you do it?

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  Cheetos

  I am disabled from a traumatic head injury and would like more information on something I can do at home on my computer.