Posts by Cheetos

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So they are phone witnessing now

by MrsBee in

the jw's just called my job.

my boss answered the phone and she said that they were like, id like to share a scripture with you, read the scripture and was like now if you grab your bible, and she was like i dont have a bible and they said well, when someone comes by for a talk, and she was like, you cannot come here, this is a place of business.. .

lmao.

Cheetos

I used to place a Watchtower in my back window and count the time that I drove around, hell I used to even make sure it was there on the back window when I went on a fishing trip and carried a few mags with me also to leave on the camping tables, I thought I was really earning my way to salvation "woo hoo" as long as I sold and scattered their mags and books around I was sure to have a relationship with Jehovah and Jesus Christ.

Why I even left them at Zeeks Bar and grill near Flaming Gorge WY, by doing so it made me feel better about drinking five "Harvey Wall Bangers" when I went in to buy crushed ice and Mep Spinners and of course more beer.

Move ahead move ahead always follow through"...

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I re-entered the Matrix

by digderidoo in

jw
friends

recently i posted a thread that i no longer wish to take part in discussions here as i felt uncomfortable wt bashing.

however, i feel that i have to start posting if only from time to time as i am at a very different stage as i was only 4 weeks ago.

i know i haven't been 'disfellowshipped' from here, even though i've disagreed with forum rules recently or have i 'disassociated' myself from this board as i still feel myself drawn to it.. i'll try to be brief with this, but the content could be drawn out.. as some of you are aware i have been battling alcoholism or alcohol dependency as i prefer to call it now (thats another story).

Cheetos

Please do yourself a favor and read this web page it's welll writen:

http--brci.org-Attachments-Org.pdf

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Shunned again

by tak in

my son called me yesterday, first time in probably 6 weeks, because he lost his car keys, the car is in my name, so i had to get another set from the dealership.

anyways, it doesn't really matter what he called about, it was just in 6 weeks he only calls because he needs something, not a peep before that (very hurtful).

a brother drove him to my office and it was quittin time so i went outside with him and gave him the keys, i was hurt and didn't say much to him.

Cheetos

I am so sick of that stupid cult screwing up people’s lives, they will get theirs one day.

Just tell your son to start treating you like a decent son should or he can find his own way, the little shit.

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Did you work on quick builds or other projects just to avoid meetings?

by donny in

i was part of the north texas quick build group for some five years and we seemed to be building a new hall about every six weeks.

i was also up at the denton (krum) assembly hall for most weekends in 1990 and 91 as the hall was being built.

how many of you joined these work groups just to get out of meeting attendance and field service?

Cheetos

I went to one many years ago and they had this mallet head acting as a forman he asked me if I knew how to make a truse rench out of two tow by fours, I said yeah sure, he came and looked at it and said "what do you want to do kill the brothers and sisters working on this hall build" saying it front of everyone real loud. I did not take kindly to being insulted in front of everone like that so I knocked him head over heels on his ass, after that I never went to one again. The stupid ass, their food was crappy anyway.

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A high court in Texas rules exorcism protected by law

by Cheetos in

a high court in texas rules exorcism protected by law.

the court reduced the monetary award, but decided the church's right to freedom of religion did not prevent it from being held liable for "mental distress", a situation of (stare decisis in action.).

a tarrant county jury in texas found the colleyville church and its members liable for abusing and falsely imprisoning the girl, who was then 17.. http://www.kutv.com/content/news/topnews/story.aspx?content_id=66f598e2-b05a-4169-9ac3-e966d5515a8e.

Cheetos

A high court in Texas rules exorcism protected by law

The court reduced the monetary award, but decided the church's right to freedom of religion did not prevent it from being held liable for "mental distress", a situation of (Stare Decisis in action.)

A Tarrant County jury in Texas found the Colleyville church and its members liable for abusing and falsely imprisoning the girl, who was then 17.

http://www.kutv.com/content/news/topnews/story.aspx?content_id=66f598e2-b05a-4169-9ac3-e966d5515a8e

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Disfellowshipped for Beavis and Butthead

by donny in

a friend (who no longer attends meetings) told me about an incident about seven years ago in north carline involving one of her male friends.

this friend has ceased believing the society's diatribe for some time and was only staying in it in order to associate with friends and family.

he had visited a friend in a town about 30 miles away and heard a sunday talk from one of that congregations elders.

Cheetos

Want to see more Bevis and Butthead, check out this link Heh heh heh heh heh:

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/beavis_and_butthead/videos.jhtml

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Disfellowshipped for Beavis and Butthead

by donny in

a friend (who no longer attends meetings) told me about an incident about seven years ago in north carline involving one of her male friends.

this friend has ceased believing the society's diatribe for some time and was only staying in it in order to associate with friends and family.

he had visited a friend in a town about 30 miles away and heard a sunday talk from one of that congregations elders.

Cheetos

This was the funniest dam thread I have ever read in my whole life, LMFAO.

I love Bevis and Butt Head, I have to say I would have never stayed after the meeting to have a friendly chat with the all wise elders, he should have just walked out of the hall real slow laughing down the isle and saying heh heh my name is corn hole-O, I need TP for my butt hole heh heh heh heh.

http://luckysevenradio.com/

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses LOVE their enemies?

by Terry in

jesus' message differs from every other religious leader of his day in that he encouraged his followers to love their enemy.. are jw's encouraged to love their enemies?.

they aren't allowed to even pray for disfellowshipped former brethern although they are stray sheep.

you'll recall jesus said that a fine shepherd would even leave the 99 sheep to go after and return with the "stray".. how do jw's love their enemies?.

Cheetos

Here is the real question "dose a chicken have lips?

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Elders are responsible to take care of lost sheep or they are not?

by asilentone in

show me some quotes from the wt publications that the elders are responsible to take care of lost sheep and they are not responsible for the lost sheep, etc....(flip-flop quotes)

Cheetos

I hope they don't come around trying to mess around with me or I will put a Pop Knot on their head.

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Worst Rules

by DoomVoyager in

what are the worst rules you've ever heard being dispensed from the platform?

"christians do not dance to ymca, as it promotes homosexuality.

"hairstyles that defy gravity also defy joe hoobie.

Cheetos

This is for real, I heard a speaker say during a Sunday talk don't rent a motel and watch R rated movies and masterbait, needless to say I started to laugh and he asked me to leave I laughed down the isle and out the door. I seen him at a convention and I still laughed at him, what a mallet head.