"You might not get along with all of them but, you know they won't turn around and kill you!" quote from my mother, the one who:
1)stabbed me in the stomach with a screwdriver when I didn't get out of her way fast enough...
2)bashed my head in with a metal towel rack when 'I' made her late for an appointment
3)kicked the shit out of me literally when I had the legitimate excuse for being late getting home and
4)my favorite; after snatching a plate of food out of my hand for taking too much, I frisbeed a slice of bread at her (BIG MISTAKE) and she split my elbow open with a ceramic platter (intended for my face, I put up my arm, elbow first, in front of my face) Definitely would've been too obvious of an injury to go to the Hall and explain what occurred, even though I'm sure she would've had their full support for disciplining such a rebellious act.
Truly the 'fruitages of the WT spirit' at work!
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