i know this is one sided but, getting a hummer while driving
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"He's a Jehovah"
by logansrun inhave you ever thought that "jehovahs witnesses" is a difficult name to pronounce for a religion?
if i had a dollar for every time in my life someone said, "oh, you're a jehovah, aren't you?
i'm a jehovah.
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
ROTFLMFAO, good one Logan, it may have caught on had he thrown in a dead parrot!!!
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jehovah shows he's humble and humbly allows Thor, a bulleye drop kick
by frankiespeakin ini mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around.
sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!!
and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.. .
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
my eyes deceive me, i swear i read this post before with a different title [;)]
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so where are the . . .
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch in.
single x-jw females in sunny florida?????
looking throught the threads im surprised that there isnt an area on this site dedicated to hooking up x-jw's
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
please pardon my dispostion for a liitle fun, sentinel, i didnt expect the ENTIRE board to be a personals site, just simply a small AREA, thats all, i really dont think that i offended anyone by that, nor was that my intention, but then i seem to forget where i am at times when i post on here, and realize not everyone has the same perspective i do on some issues, living a drone life for so many years makes me want to make up for lost time, as i am sure there are many who may feel the same Dante
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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!
by frankiespeakin ini mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.
could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???
he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!
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why cant i edit my posts and why is my icon STILL not appearing . . . dont mean to hijack this thread but if there is a moderator who would be kind enough to let me know whats up that would rock . . .
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Jehovah Will Get His Ass Kicked Really Good By Thor God of Thunder!!!!
by frankiespeakin ini mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this wank-hovah god, who is so jealous, so pouting, so insecure that he needs our worship to be made whole.
could this loser in ever win a fight with thor???
he's pathetic,,i really mean it,,, what a loser!!
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
when the student is ready the teacher appears . . . . . on that bloody Uranus comment, i had an astronomy teacher in high school that had us pronounce it "you-rha-noos" to prevent the chuckles from immature teens at the sound of "your anus" which is how its spelled and pronounced . . . . .
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Hey buddy, got change for $200?
by Winston Smith :>D intoo funny... .
some guy actualy passed this off successfully!.
i saw this 'cause i was reading the $1 million dollar story @ the smoking gun: .
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
check out www.mullet.com and you will see . . . .i have seen a 3 dollar bill in a hobby shop, hanging under a 2 dollar bill, it was up there as a conversation piece designed by the owner of the shop
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PASSION of the Christ
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch inwondering if anyone has seen it yet, and what the general consensus was around here.
i saw it a week ago this coming monday, overall i liked it, and didnt really see what the controvesy was, thought that the aramaic w/ english subtitles was a nice touch, cinematography was great, watching mary's griefmoved me a whole lot more than watching jesus get tortured, satan rocked visually, i especially enjoyed the fact that he was portrayed by a female, [that was not a comment to instigate the femenists on the board] though he had one too many hollywood moments, i really like the fact that jesus actually came across as arrogant, not the weakling he is always portrayed as during the easter season, he actually had some nads, and had something to say, that was cool, made him a lot more real in my eyes, after walking out of the theater though, i could only keep thinking to myself this was such a tragedy in the likes of homer, a hero bound for disaster, a legend told through the centuries, much like king arthur became a legend based on the events of a real man, im thinking the same must have happened with him, 80 flogs with bamboo into it i was thinking endorphines and adrenaline, yet it kept going into a second round, how he was able to walk after that and carry a cross, seemed a bit ludicrous, comments??
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
tatiana, i couldnt agree with you more, on a side note to my last comment above, i dont subscibe to submission by guilt, or fear FTS
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PASSION of the Christ
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch inwondering if anyone has seen it yet, and what the general consensus was around here.
i saw it a week ago this coming monday, overall i liked it, and didnt really see what the controvesy was, thought that the aramaic w/ english subtitles was a nice touch, cinematography was great, watching mary's griefmoved me a whole lot more than watching jesus get tortured, satan rocked visually, i especially enjoyed the fact that he was portrayed by a female, [that was not a comment to instigate the femenists on the board] though he had one too many hollywood moments, i really like the fact that jesus actually came across as arrogant, not the weakling he is always portrayed as during the easter season, he actually had some nads, and had something to say, that was cool, made him a lot more real in my eyes, after walking out of the theater though, i could only keep thinking to myself this was such a tragedy in the likes of homer, a hero bound for disaster, a legend told through the centuries, much like king arthur became a legend based on the events of a real man, im thinking the same must have happened with him, 80 flogs with bamboo into it i was thinking endorphines and adrenaline, yet it kept going into a second round, how he was able to walk after that and carry a cross, seemed a bit ludicrous, comments??
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
allow me to expound on the fallacy of inherited sin with an illustration we all know and love, we were droned with the illustration of the dented bread pan for years, all bread made in such would show the mark of the mold, and that is the illustration we were to accept as to show how we inheret sin yada yada yada, but i disagree for though that may hold true, i can use a similar illustration to disprove it, and here it is: if you were to cut the tail off of 2 rats and breed them, the offspring would have a tail, and if you were to cut the tail off of that one and mate it with another who also didnt have one, its offspring would STILL have a tail, food for thought, dont mean to come across as sarcastic or anything, but there is the flip side to the coin
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so where are the . . .
by myownsaviorthankyoumuch in.
single x-jw females in sunny florida?????
looking throught the threads im surprised that there isnt an area on this site dedicated to hooking up x-jw's
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myownsaviorthankyoumuch
i actually have seen someone on HOTORNOT who says she is a witness seeking out other witnesses, in the central florida area,