You guys are disgusting, as a sister i never once had impure thoughts at assemblies
When I was a kid I used to get excited when I sold a magazine in the part of the territory near the beach, because we got to spend it on an ice-cream.
I also remember getting excited the first time I did a book presentation - I was about 15, the householder was a hot young guy standing there with a bare chest. "Hello my name is.. my name is.. my name is. um "