Gitsa,
Brilliant!! I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!! Great sense of humor you've got there, buddy, Thanks!!
Keep 'em comin'!
Gitsa,
Brilliant!! I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!! Great sense of humor you've got there, buddy, Thanks!!
Keep 'em comin'!
and no... it has nothing to do with pot.
my check engine light came on last night and the computer code was p0420... the catalytic converter, bank 1. .
does anyone in the dfw area know anyone who does this kind of work on the side?
fader,
I can only speak from my experience. I was on my way to the shore years ago when the CC melted, after many warnings on the "light on the dasH.
It cost a lot to get it replaced.
Removing it is fine for performance, however, it's quite illegal, and I'm not sure what the penatie$$ are for removing here in states.
and no... it has nothing to do with pot.
my check engine light came on last night and the computer code was p0420... the catalytic converter, bank 1. .
does anyone in the dfw area know anyone who does this kind of work on the side?
If you don't get your catalytic converter replaced, it will melt eventually, constricting your exhaust, robbing the vehicle of power immensely, and posssibly ruin other parts of your engine, causing catastrophic engine failure.
Sorry, can't help you with where to take it. And yes, it is expensive- probably $1,000.00 plus.
Or, you could spend that money on herb and enjoy 4:20!
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congratulations to the spanish people, who voted the socialists to power as a protest against the conservative government's supporting bush's war on iraq, and for claiming the madrid bombs were acts of the eta nationalists and not an al-qaida attack because of the war on iraq.. so one government has fallen, and there are many more to come, bush.. who says these days ain't fun?
Oh, that top post just asks for, and reminds me, of this comment from
PJ O'Roarke on European Socialists:
...Back in London, I was having dinner in the Groucho Club - this week's in-spot for what's left of Britain's lit glitz and nouveau rock riche - when one more person started in on the Stars and Stripes. Eventually he got, as the Europeans always do, to the part about "Your country's never been invaded." (This fellow had been two during the Blitz, you see.) "You don't know the horror, the suffering. You think war is..."
I snapped.
"A John Wayne movie," I said. "That's what you were going to say, wasn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie - with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They're us . WE BE BAD.
"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it won't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go."
"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can't hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, f*ck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch."
P.J.O'Rourke - Holidays in Hell
OK, you can hurl tomatoes at me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love_Truth- ducking for cover!!!
we all know about the wt's dramatic about face in 1995 on the generation thing.
it was a large nail in their coffin, as far as i was concerned.
after all, surely a verse so important, so relevant to our modern times would have been studied intensively at bethel.
Derek,
Touche, you got me!
That wuz my off the top of the head response, though.
Like I said, I'm not fond of interpreting prophecy- It's all conjecture.
Cheers.
well, i guess it's time i came clean.
i've actually been seeking reinstatement for almost six months now.
by getting married, i've removed the next-to-last obstacle to being a part of jehovah's clean people once again.
Ah! April fools are better than ordinary fools. Better a fool for a day than a fool for life!
http://www.themystic.org/print/dark-night.htm
the mystic's life lesson #28 .
dark night of the soul.
Wow,
That's some heavy sh*t! I'll have to read that again when I've got time to absorb it.
Good stuff.
earlier a thread emerged, as they do so often, on whether or not god existed.
i stated that he does, unequivocally and without doubt.
i refused to preface the statement with the phrase "i believe".
Czar,
Of course evolution, cosmology, physical laws have nothing to do with proving or disproving God's existence- 'tis but codswallop to a true believer?
Methinks not, or maybe so somewhat.
Whether or not evolution theory is ever proved accurate, it matters not (or very little, at least, depending on your theology) to a believer in God, agreed.
Whether the Big Bang occurred or not, it matters not at all to a believer in God, agreed.
But physical laws, biology, and the other complexities of creation are best explained by a Creator, God. That life, and the universe, and everything in it, came into existence, is most convincingly explained by a Creator, God.
So, perhaps we've digressed into discussing how things came to be. My intent was to expose the inconsistencies and holes and opposing evidence for popularly held scientific beliefs. Why? Many theories, though popularly held, are later proven wrong. Evolution, Big Bang, and many physical law theories (flow of electrons, quark theory, etc) are not above question, controversy, or ridicule. Yet atheists often are such because they are "true believers" in the sciences, and place as much faith in these unproven theories as Theists do in our belief in God.
It's the "my opinion is better than your opinion" argument. It carries no more weight than a good bar room quarrel. And that's essentially the way I see message boards- a virtual bar room. And you can easily find someone ready to debate ye.
Now, on to the important stuff:
Unless you promise to buy me a beer at this Aposta - debate that seems to be burgeoning at some undisclosed Scottish pub.
May it come to be as ye have wished it. A Scottish (or Irish) pub suits me fine for this discussion. Who?s makin? the arrangements? Let?s shelf this virtual nonsense, eh?
Yer alright, fer a Pittsburghian, Czar! How is yunzall?
Abaddon,
Hey, Loves_Truth, Little_Toe, rem, drwtsn32, etc., pity we can't do this over a pint...
Perhaps we can- we just need to determine an appropriate meeting place. I say Irish Pub- who will argue with me that it should be English or Scottish instead? C?mon, I?m up for a debate on the virtues of McCaffrey?s Guinness, Harp, vs Watney?s, Whitbread, Mackeson?s, vs MacAndrew's, McEwan's , Belhaven Wee Heavy, etc.
P.S.- I promise to compose an impossibly long response to your latest post soon- are we scoring by number of pages, or weight?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Drwtsn32,
Good question about the order of creation, but I?m of the school that says the Bible is not a science textbook. The Genesis account was handed down as oral tradition until Moses scribed it hundreds of years later. Is it possible the order of creation was scrambled during that time as a memory aid, or just through re-telling, or because someone decided it made more sense that way? Sure.
?Nuff said.
Rem,
I?ll reply to your posts separately as well. Careful- you?re catching up to Abaddon and me in the lengthiest post contest!
LittleToe,
So are you makin? the arrangements fer the Pub crawl? When and where?
Yer all a bunch of rabscallions!
Cheers, Love Truth.
P.S.- God does really exist. It?s an indisputable fact.
for the sake of argument lets assume that the current nwt is correct in rendering proskuneo as "obesiance" .
"but when he again brings his firstborn into the inhabited earth, he says: 'and let all god's angels do obeisance to him" hebrews 1:6 the new world translation.. 1. if all (as in 100%) of the angels of god do obeisance to him, then he could not be an angel.
all (as in 100%) must include michael.
Ok. First, as usual we must define the word, in this case, "Angel". I will highlight those definitions that Jesus fits.
DEFINITION:
Angel n [L.angelus; Gr angelos, a messenger]
1. Literally, a messenger [Rare]
2. A spirit, or a spiritual being, employed by God, according to the Scriptures, to communicate his will to man.
3. A ministering or guiding spirit.
4. A conventionalied image of a white-robed figure in human form with wings and a halo
5. A minister of the gospel, or pastor as the angel of the church at Ephesus
6. A person regarded as beautiful, good, innocent etc.
7. An English gold coin current in the fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth centuries; so called from bearing on its obverse a figure of the archangel Michael piercing a dragon.
8. An angelfish
9. A person who provides the money for the destruction of a play , etc [Slang]
- Websters Dictionary 2nd edition (Back to top)
More discussion here:
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/9813/#def
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Rhodes/9813/
http://www.tabernacletypology.com/spiritworld/definition_of_an_angel.htm
My attempt is not to tell you what an Angel is in your definition, only to explain my definition, and why I define Jesus as an Angel.
As I previously mentioned, Jesus is many other unique things as well, including mediator, the means through which God created all things (except Jesus and God himself), etc. But I repeat myself.
So perhaps our disagreement is a semantic one on the issue of whether Jesus is an "Angel"?
However, even if I accept an alternate definition, such as one where you categorize Angels, or Spirit Creatures:
Ambrose | Gregory the Great | John of Damascus | Pseudo-Dionysius | Billy Graham |
1. Seraphim | 1. Seraphim | 1. Seraphim | Triadic 1a. Seraphim | 1.Archangels |
2. Cherubim | 2. Cherubim | 2. Cherubim | 1b. Cherubim | 2.Angels |
3. Powers | 3.Thrones | 3.Thrones | 1c. Thrones | 3.Seraphim |
4. Dominions | 4. Dominions | 4. Dominions | Triadic 2a. Dominions | 4.Cherubim |
5. Thrones | 5. Principalities | 5. Powers | 2b. Powers | 5.Principalities |
6. Archangels | 6. Powers | 6. Authorities | 2c. Authorities | 6.Authorities |
7. Angels | 7. Virtues | 7. Rulers | Triadic 3a. Principalities | 7. Powers |
8. Archangels | 8. Archangels | 3b. Archangels | 8.Thrones | |
9. Angels | 9. Angels | 3c. Angels | 9.Might | |
10.Dominion |
I've already stated that Jesus is second only to God (Hebrews 1), that he has authority over all the other Angels (or Spirit creatures, if you like), except for God, YHWH.
We could then further clarify the situation in question (Is Jesus God):
1 Corinthians 15:20-28: 20 But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep. 21 For since death came through a man, the resurrection of the dead comes also through a man. 22 For as in Adam all die, so in Christ all will be made alive. 23 But each in his own turn: Christ, the firstfruits; then, when he comes, those who belong to him. 24 Then the end will come, when he hands over the kingdom to God the Father after he has destroyed all dominion, authority and power. 25 For he must reign until he has put all his enemies under his feet. 26 The last enemy to be destroyed is death. 27 For he "has put everything under his feet." [3] Now when it says that "everything" has been put under him, it is clear that this does not include God himself, who put everything under Christ. 28 When he has done this, then the Son himself will be made subject to him who put everything under him, so that God may be all in all.
Philippians 2:9-11:
9 Therefore God exalted him to the highest place
and gave him the name that is above every name,
10 that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow,
in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
11 and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father.
So, your original intent to deify the Son is proven wrong. I trust you are familiar with the fact that the Trinity Doctine arose from the Nicean Council, roughly 300 years after Christ's death. Jesus Christ, and His Apostles, made his nature clear- not God. We could argue tthe Trinity from now 'till the cows come home. I'm well read and researched on the subject, and I frankly find it grasping at straws, full of convoluted reasoning. So I won't beat that one to death, because other threads have already done so, and the evidence is overwhelming that YHWH is God, not Jesus Christ, although he may rightly be called a god.
Here's the good news- I can't see where believing either way afffects salvation. It's not a salvation issue, more a doctine of division. Christ promoted unity, so I've said enough already.
Cheers,
Love_Truth
for the sake of argument lets assume that the current nwt is correct in rendering proskuneo as "obesiance" .
"but when he again brings his firstborn into the inhabited earth, he says: 'and let all god's angels do obeisance to him" hebrews 1:6 the new world translation.. 1. if all (as in 100%) of the angels of god do obeisance to him, then he could not be an angel.
all (as in 100%) must include michael.
The President of the United States is still a human. He's also an oilman. He's also a freemason. I still fail to see how anything you've posted thus far changes the basic fact that it is possible, even probable, that anything, including an Angel can be included in multiple sets or subsets, it's a plain ol' fact!
So Jesus was an Angel.
And Jesus is our mediator.
And Jesus is God's Son.
And Jesus is the Messiah,.
And Jesus sits higher than the other Angels.
Through Jesus everything came into existence (except YHWH and Jesus himself). Thus he holds a unique position above other Angels.
Yet Jesus is an Angel, a messenger, at the same time a unique Angel, yet he was created, through whom everthing else was created.
Jesus is YHWH's first born of all creation.
YHWH is God.