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  Lake of fire

  by A Paduan in

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  my apologies for dwelling on the 'death' thing this morning, but anyway...

  following spiritual death, a person might join, or be in already, a group (a lake of men, not the sea, but a lake) with a staple of 'fire and brimstone' - hence becoming that which they are not, or not becoming that which they are - the death of the soul.

  what do jws teach / understand as the lake of fire, and second death ?

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  Anyone stupid enough to believe a creator would torture someone eternally because of sinning for 70 years, is a stupid as the asswipe who preaches such nonsense.

  If such evidence is credible then I would say belief in said teachings is not stupid regardless of someone else's perception of its plausibility.

  Nothing boils my blood more than the hellfire doctrine

  A doctrine perpetrated by some denominations.

  this was ONE of the 'snags' I encountered with christianity that turned me away from it.

  But if you liked it better then you would have believed it?
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  HAHAHA Roy Jones

  by FirstInLine in

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  knocked out in the second.

  lol!.

  i loved tarver in recent months the way he ran his mouth.

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  So....is there really a best?

  Rocky Marciano. There was no one better.

  Tyson was the same. He seemed unstoppable......then Douglas the underdog beat him bad,

  Mike barely trained for that fight. Additionally had the ref gave Douglas a legitimate count when he was knocked down the fight would have been over. This was the beginning of Tyson's complete self destruction which can only leave us to wonder if he could have been the all time best.

  Even Foreman went down to Ali though Ali was clearly beaten in Africa.

  If you are talking about the Congo, Ali won that one but yes they both beat eachother. (edit - oh i see what you are saying now nvm.)

  I was wondering though.....did he get beat because he went up in weight? If so....would this guy have beat him in his normal weight class?

  No. Jones used the excuse for his lackluster performance in the previous fight with Tarver that 'he had come down in weight.'

  Tarver, knowing that he was going to beat him for sure this time around asked him seconds before the fight began "WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE GOING TO BE THIS TIME?!" Jones has none. He was in rare form, at the top of his game. He had an eternity to prepare. He was aware of the challenge. Tarver whooped his ass. Tarver is better. Tarver is just emerging much later in his career because he wasn't given the same breaks Jones got. That's another thing. They are the same age.
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  Best Flash movie and not too long (it contains some bad language)

  by FirstInLine in

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  it has few bad words but it was excellent.. .

  the direct link isnt working so when you go there click on "watch this movie".

  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521

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  FirstInLine

  It has few bad words but It was excellent.
  

  the direct link isnt working so when you go there click on "Watch this movie"

  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521
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  Anyone see The Simpsons tonight?

  by wasasister in

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  2. entertainment

  it was about us patriotism.

  comments?

  i'll add mine later.. i will say, great writing and this show just keeps getting better.

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  They needed to insert the comic book store owner wearing his infamous "Worst Episode Ever" T-shirt.
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  To the pro-war america haters

  by IronGland in

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  cnn/time poll shows 51% against the war.

  why do you pro war people hate america?

  america: love it or leave it.

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  Farkel,

  Fox news is showing the same numbers or worse. So in this case its like the fox house being opened up by the wolf to let the hens out or something....
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  HAHAHA Roy Jones

  by FirstInLine in

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  knocked out in the second.

  lol!.

  i loved tarver in recent months the way he ran his mouth.

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  neyank,

  That is not the case. In both fights Tarver proved his supremacy. Trust me, any given night the superior fighter almost always wins. You are thinking of Baseball.

  talesin,

  Are you an avid boxing fan? I've been dying to ask someone about the Kirk Johnson decision last year.

  Did you see the fight (I did not), and if so, did you feel he hit his opponent twice below the belt, as was stated in the judges' decision?

  I only saw the very end as I recall, I got home from work like in the 2nd round and forgot, I do remember the controversey.
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  HAHAHA Roy Jones

  by FirstInLine in

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  knocked out in the second.

  lol!.

  i loved tarver in recent months the way he ran his mouth.

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  Knocked out in the SECOND. THE SECOND! LOL!

  I loved Tarver in recent months the way he ran his mouth. He was so arrogant about the upcoming rematch that I had to give the fight to him before it even happened. It was great. He came out ferocious.

  The best interview was after the Pachiao fight last week when Roy Jones didnt even show up for it. He called Jim Lampley's judgement into serious question for not arguing against the decision in the previous one and he did it so effectively that I wish I had put money on him. Damn he was such an underdog.
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  What does the Convention do, when no one gets baptized?

  by DaCheech in

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  2. beliefs

  it was communicated to me last night that an assembly in queens, ny (3 miles from headquarters in brooklyn) had no baptisms!

  what does the speaker do when pronouncing the mandatory baptismal talk?

  he says the questions (that have to be asnwered), and answers with a "yes" to all showing people what the due answer would have to be!

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  I thought I remembered circuit assemblies where people didnt get baptized.
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  How to Escape a Visit from Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Corvin in

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  how to escape a visit from jehovah's witnesses

  1. panic.

  call the police and tell them that dangerous youths are attempting to break into your home and steal your belongings.

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  Or better yet on an Awake!

  "Wiping your ass...

  Is it BIBLICAL?"

  Inside paragraph:

  Throughout the centuries man has developed differing ways of removing the excess feces from the anal opening. Christendom is largely silent on the practice. Which has left some Christians to wonder. Is wiping your ass in accordance with God's laws? Indirect evidence suggests that the practice of removing excess feces is not necessarily against God's Laws. HOWEVER. One should be careful. Stimulation to the anal area is known by scientists to cause feelings of sexual arousal. It is also used by some in deviant sexual practices. It would be sad consequence if a Christian were to fall into Satan's snare of sexual debauchery for carelessly over wiping and in an excited state giving in to Masturbation.

  The problem still exists however. Not wiping can cause rashes and bad smell and stains in clothing. The best advice is to gently dab at the area. One must not throw caution to the wind however. Thoughtful and heartfelt prayer should be used before diving into the matter. Jehovah can provide guidance in the matter through his son Christ Jesus.
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  2004 "lovers of..."

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  brothers and sisters, it would be wise for us to make arrangements well in advance to attend the 2004.

  "lovers of donations" district convention.

  "lovers of saving seats for your immediate family memebers only" district convention.

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  "Lovers of invented and exagerated annecdotes concering praise recieved from a 'wordly' person towards the Organization on account of our individual yet completely insignificant and utterly conceited attempt at self righteousness" District Convention

  "Lovers of using space between boring talks to set clap traps for support of condemnation of the agents of Satan that plot to expose the truth about 'the Truth' (TM)" District Convention

  "Lovers of standing around the pee trough pretending not to notice the gigantic african american shlong that is staring down your bean" District convention

  "Lovers of shaking hands with way too many people" District Convention

  "Lovers of singing 'Make the Truth your own' with 20,000 other people...again..." District Convention

  "Lovers of the warning tape setup to block off the nose bleed section" District Convention

  "Lovers of Shasta" District Convention

  "Lovers of piously making a special note of waiting until 6:30 before leaving on a weekday" District Convention

  "Lovers of being the first guy in your section to clap after an obvious clap trap or really boring talk" District Convention

  "Lovers of Condemning all the forms entertainment we all actually enjoy on a regular basis but pretend not to or only for educational purposes" District Convention

  "Lovers of Dramas that make Beaver Clever's family look like they are involved in a child porn syndicate" District Convention

  "Lovers of talking about moses for at least 40 minutes a day" District Convention

  "Lovers of using binoculars to watch a bird take a crap on an elder accross the stadium" District Convention