I was a smart kid, really smart. I knew everything. But the Watchower and the bible were so boring, so boring that I could not come up with a logical answer to any of the bs they were talking about. My strategy was to go to the bathroom and leave my answer there.
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Answering Techniques
by PopeOfEruke inwhat was your technique for answering at the wt study?.
were you one of the types who waited, sweating silently, till the last or second-last paragraph, then finally put your hand up and hope like crazy they picked someone else?
remember the dry throat??
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Answering Techniques
by PopeOfEruke inwhat was your technique for answering at the wt study?.
were you one of the types who waited, sweating silently, till the last or second-last paragraph, then finally put your hand up and hope like crazy they picked someone else?
remember the dry throat??
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FirstInLine
I remember when I was about eight or nine I gave an answer. My answer was, "Answering." what a ****ing waste of time.
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Convention Drama, an example of Anachronistic Propaganda
by VM44 inthe recent 2005 "godly obedience" convention drama is an example of an anachronism!
and of propaganda!.
so why is the dram an example of anachronistic propaganda?.
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FirstInLine
You know at some point there is going to be more exJW than stupid JWs. I think we ought to make that point our go signal and rejoin the Org. Then we can really stick it to them with goofball answers at the meetings. And Atomic wedgies for the circuit overseer.
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Mormon beliefs thwarted by new DNA techniques
by A Paduan ina mormon bishop quit and wrote a book due to dna ancestory techniques that invalidate mormon beliefs and claims - note: it's the second half of the program
listen on line by clicking below
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/talks/8.30/relrpt/audio/relrpt_20072005_2856.ram
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FirstInLine
DNA research is a good threat to JWs and all but I think Magnum Research (TM) is more promising.
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"Jehovah God" wording
by carla indo jw's even realize that to 'outsiders' the wording of "jehovah god" makes it sound like they are trying to distinguish between 'other gods' and 'jehovah god'?
sorry, if i'm not clear enough.
jw's i've talked to cannot seem to understand the question.
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FirstInLine
Maybe it was said but Venus Williams after her English Open vitory the other day got on the mic and declared her retardation to the entire world. She thanked "Jehovah God." I'm so glad I'm not related to her. The entire world should be embarrassed because of her.
Next time she loses I want her to point skyward and say thanks alot Jehovah God. (sarcastic) Then the other girl should thanks Santa Clause, OH MAN I RULE!
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FirstInLine
Field service was the absolute worst part about being a future exJW. Its like "Hey everyone! That's right My mom is RETARDED and here I am, living proof, Im gonna knock on your door now just in case you don't believe me when I say Hey! My mom is RETARDED! Look at me!"
--Issues.
From about 9 years old to 15 it was one hour a month. Once or twice it was two hours. But I always told the truth. Although I did say I was gonna fight this one elder and I never did, that I lied about. I said it too his face too. He was in full dress clown outfit. Yes the real thing. It was one of those lame JW "Hey were throwing a party because its really far from a holiday and at least a week from anyone's birthday who is in attendance parties." Happens about as often a two solar eclipses and a lunar eclipe, in the same day kind of deal. But they forgot about the Aztec Gods ahahahahhahahh I FOOLED THEM THEY WERE WORSHIPPING THE SUN GODs NEPHEW DARUUL! Fools! Everyone knows the second Wednesday after summer soltice is DARUUL's celebration of the raping and sacrifice of the random virgin festival!
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Fighting experience?
by bebu inthe other night our son confessed that he had been in an after-school fight last friday.
some small kid was irritated with my son (who's nearly 14) and called on the services of a big friend to beat up my son.
(i actually saw the fight (sort of) as i drove past the school that day to go do errands, and pondered on whether i should stop... i didn't... because i actually wasn't sure it was a fight; it was a lot of kids in a loose crowd).
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FirstInLine
I see this is starting to devolve into a learn how to fight thread, and if not I will do the honors...
step one: take Muy Thai. This is like street combat kick boxing on steroids.
step two: take Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This is wrestling at its best.
after about two years of this stuff then you can take Kung-fu or Karate. A decent school will start you about 4 or 5 ranks up if you follow steps 1 and 2.
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Fighting experience?
by bebu inthe other night our son confessed that he had been in an after-school fight last friday.
some small kid was irritated with my son (who's nearly 14) and called on the services of a big friend to beat up my son.
(i actually saw the fight (sort of) as i drove past the school that day to go do errands, and pondered on whether i should stop... i didn't... because i actually wasn't sure it was a fight; it was a lot of kids in a loose crowd).
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FirstInLine
Any parent that teaches their kids not to fight needs to be punched in the eye.
Parents are such idiots.
The only reason I didnt stick up for myself when I was a kid was because I was afraid of my parents. When I finally did stick up for myself I had no idea how to control my power. Im lucky I didnt go to prison. It was $5000 and four dental implants for the loser.
Kids, Fight all you want. Its better for them to get it out of their systems while they are young anyway before they can actually hurt each other.
Parents are so stupid. If you are a parent, chances are you are a moron and give bad advice to your kids daily. GOD I RULE SO HARD>
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Prince...getting worse...sigh....
by DebraDoll inhe just gave "thanks & praise to the one true god jehovah..." at the vanguard awards.
i'm going to be sick now.
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FirstInLine
I like prince, Thank god no one takes him seriously.
The artist formerly know as the artist formerly known as prince.
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Why did Israelite soldiers die following Jehovahs direction?
by truthseeker injoining the armed forces presents an inherent risk that one will die in combat.
there is a historical account in the bible detailing huge losses for the israelite army, when they followed jehovah's direction.
to set the scene - a group of homosexual men surround the house of an old man, asking him to bring out a lodger for sexual gratification.
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FirstInLine
When I was a kid being raised JW I had always assumed the Israelites had "Flawless Victories" and only they were being punished did they suffer any casualties.
The lessons never mentioned that there were Israelite casualties in every battle.