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  Your favotite Monty Python lones....

  by dawg in

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  mine.... .

  how do you know she's a witch?

  well, she turned me into a newt!......

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  Angharad

  He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy

  And the rabbit scene from Holy Grail

  TIM:

  There he is!

  ARTHUR:

  Where?

  TIM:

  There!

  ARTHUR:

  What, behind the rabbit?

  TIM:

  It is the rabbit.

  ARTHUR:

  You silly sod!

  TIM:

  What?

  ARTHUR:

  You got us all worked up!

  TIM:

  Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

  ARTHUR:

  Ohh.

  TIM:

  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

  ROBIN:

  You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

  TIM:

  Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

  GALAHAD:

  Get stuffed!

  TIM:

  He'll do you up a treat, mate.

  GALAHAD:

  Oh, yeah?

  ROBIN:

  You mangy Scots git!

  TIM:

  I'm warning you!

  ROBIN:

  What's he do, nibble your bum?

  TIM:

  He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

  ARTHUR:

  Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

  BORS:

  Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

  TIM:

  Look!

  [squeak]

  BORS:

  Aaaugh!

  [dramatic chord]

  [clunk]

  ARTHUR:

  Jesus Christ!

  TIM:

  I warned you!

  ROBIN:

  I done it again!

  TIM:

  I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

  ARTHUR:

  Oh, shut up!

  TIM:

  Do they listen to me?

  ARTHUR:

  Right!

  TIM:

  Oh, no...

  KNIGHTS:

  Charge!

  [squeak squeak squeak]

  KNIGHTS:

  Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.

  ARTHUR:

  Run away! Run away!

  KNIGHTS:

  Run away! Run away!...

  TIM:

  Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!

  ARTHUR:

  Right. How many did we lose?

  LAUNCELOT:

  Gawain.

  GALAHAD:

  Ector.

  ARTHUR:

  And Bors. That's five.

  GALAHAD:

  Three, sir.

  ARTHUR:

  Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

  ROBIN:

  Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

  ARTHUR:

  Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.

  GALAHAD:

  Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

  ARTHUR:

  Like what?

  GALAHAD:

  Well... ooh.

  LAUNCELOT:

  Have we got bows?

  ARTHUR:

  No.

  LAUNCELOT:

  We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

  ARTHUR:

  Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

  MONKS: [chanting]

  Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

  Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

  ARTHUR:

  How does it, um-- how does it work?

  LAUNCELOT:

  I know not, my liege.

  ARTHUR:

  Consult the Book of Armaments!

  BROTHER MAYNARD:

  Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

  SECOND BROTHER:

  And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

  And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

  MAYNARD:

  Skip a bit, Brother.

  SECOND BROTHER:

  And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

  MAYNARD:

  Amen.

  KNIGHTS:

  Amen.

  ARTHUR:

  Right!

  One!... Two!... Five!

  GALAHAD:

  Three, sir!

  ARTHUR:

  Three!
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  News item downunder - Has Bigfoot been found?

  by ozziepost in

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  this is showing as headline news downunder, don't know why, but how about it, you merry cans?.

  is it newsworthy?.

  has bigfoot been found?august 14, 2008, 10:34 pm.

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  Angharad

  This is too funny

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7571483.stm

  Two researchers bought the "carcass", encased in ice, for an undisclosed sum.

  But as it thawed it turned out to be a rubber monkey outfit. Bigfoot has been the subject of decades of hoaxes.

  No, really? I didn't see that coming ... OMG, the shock, the horror.

  Yes, it's true - I couldn't see there being people STUPID enough to pay people like this money ... BUT THERE WERE!!

  P.T.Barnum was right - there really is one born every minute ...

  Now, I have an alien in my freezer that look like an ice-cream tub ... who will start the bidding at $10,000 ?
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  .......If JWD Survives......

  by OUTLAW in

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  i`ve been thinking about this for a long time now.............if jwd closed..it is unlikely i would ever post again on a x-jw board.....ever!.....outlaw would cease to exist in "jw cyber world"...............now i come to find simon is looking at options..to keep our cyber home,jwd,up and running..this is going to be a godsend for most!............if jwd continues..i am going to stay..i will continue to participate in jw cyber world.......and.....i think many that have left,will be happy to return to this wonderful place.................outlaw

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  Angharad

  could it be that simon was just trying to raise a stir of commotion ?

  Not at all. The annoucment was a very hard decision to make and not something that would just be done cause some sort of commotion- Simon would not do that. We are just considering options in light of peoples comments
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  Ovation Guitar anyone?

  by Simon in

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  i used to play the guitar quite a bit but haven't practiced seriously for quite a few years (and left my guitar in the uk when we moved over here).. yesterday i decided i should get myself a guitar again so i popped into a music store and had a strum on a few.. the ovation guitars seemed really nice and not too expensive.

  does anyone have one or have any experience of them?

  i would love the electic one they do that can also sound acoustic but can't really justify spending so much so would probably get a regular wood / round-backed one.. thanks.

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  Angharad

  It's Al Do Meola" I said, "that's like thinking that if I train enough I'll be able to run like Carl Lewis or swim like Phelps!"

  Yes well I didn't know that when I said it , I just saw you from accross the room sitting there playing air guitar again watching a youtube video .....go and buy a real one dear !!
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  Where else could Elsewhere be?

  by Gregor in

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  was he banned?

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  Angharad

  Was he banned?

  No, why do some people assume because someone doesn't post for a while they must have been banned
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  Goodbye Fred...

  by hillary_step in

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  or should i say goodbye folks.

  my posting days on xjw sites are over.. thanks to everybody for making this place so vibrant, informative and at times invigorating.

  an special thanks of course to simon and angharad, of whom too many expected too much and who, despite our differing viewpoints at times, have been trustworthy friends to me.

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  Angharad

  Good luck HS, we will miss you!
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  Are you as sick of all the Whiners,naggers,complainers and cry babies??????

  by StoneWall in

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  for goodness sakes people get over it already!.

  i can't even read over a thread hardly now without someone almost hi-jacking it with saying something like oh i hope simon changes his mind about shutting down this board or saying well he shouldn't be on a power trip and just sell it or give it to someone to continue on.

  he has answered each of these numerous times and each time said no.

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  Angharad

  Just go ahead and slap yourself.- it will save time.

  No no its ok he will be home any minute I'm sure I can manage ..... CRACK
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  Rich Templet Kills Himself in Portland Last Week!

  by new boy in

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  yes... it true another jw / xjw kills himself.. i saw him in kells irish pub in february.

  there is a cigar room in the basment there.

  he was puffing away, as i was...i looked over at him and his new girl friend.

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  Angharad

  I'm very sorry to hear about your friend.

  It is a major "pain" in the ass to run this board.

  Simon what is ONE persons life worth?

  Simon thank you for starting this board....And if you don't want mess with it anymore...find and God bless....But is your ego so big, that you think no one else on this planet has the ability to run this board as good as you?..I'm glad your life is good now...So why not let other people get to were you are at now, my friend!

  Please go back and read the reasons why the forum is closing, its nothing to do with ego or being selfish.
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  Dearest Simon...please help some of our old (and banned) friends.....

  by oompa in

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  beksbks and changeling for two..... i sense a kinder, gentler simon right now.

  many people here had strong feelings with all the sudden news....and may have offended you.

  you had every right to ban them.

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  Angharad

  Changling and Beks accounts have been reactivated, as I think it was a case of them getting caught up in last weeks troubles. Please do not start digging up old arguments and re-hashing things.

  Doing this doesn't mean we are going to start undeleting just anyone.
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  Dearest Simon...please help some of our old (and banned) friends.....

  by oompa in

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  beksbks and changeling for two..... i sense a kinder, gentler simon right now.

  many people here had strong feelings with all the sudden news....and may have offended you.

  you had every right to ban them.

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  Angharad

  I also would like to know who were the poster or posters that stole the database with our information. This is completely out of control. I still can't believe it has gotten this out of hand..

  I know Lady Lee answered this but it needs repeating THE DATEBASE HERE HAS NOT BEEN STOLEN OR HACKED IN ANY WAY