I know how you feel....I'm only 2 years old also! (Maybe it's like dog years!) Happy Anniversary!
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The Preaching work has ended and now the end will come... have you heard ?
by thasmyquixtar5000 inthis one was too funny... sent to me by my brother an audio tape of a talk stating that the preaching work is now over and that witnesses are in every country in the world, except north korea, somila, and afganistan (excuse my miss spellings) but really this was just too funny so funny i could not even listen to the whole thing with out screaming in laughter.
the brother goes on to say that they will not be preaching in those countries becaues jehovah god will never put his people in danger and allow them to be killed... hello... what about all those that died over no blood, and what about all those in africa rewanda that the brother told to refuse to except an id card sumilar to our ss card telling those poor brothers that it was a form of worship?
i could not believe it but thought it was just tipical of the times, too many of the witnesses are leaving, and the love of the greater number has cooled the hell off... they are grabbing at straws right about now.
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Why could'nt it have ended when I was 7 so I could have watched all my saturday cartoons?
I loved cartoons, too, but instead I had to get up every Saturday and go preaching! What kind of a life is that for a kid?????
Avishai, nice to see you back!
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USA FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS
by SWALKER inthe colts just beat the chiefs!
i'd like to see peyton manning win a super bowl ring!
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Oh no, Marvin Harrison is out with a sprained knee!!! Are the Colts going to lose out again???
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YouTube video...........LMAO
by ButtLight insorry if someone posted this already, i just saw it and had to laugh!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluxnpw1tvi.
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That was funny!
This guy needs to go back to school:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WklMhLKGXaY&NR
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P.S. Can he borrow your light bulb?
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Soulmates forever....
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MATT 24:11 BEING FULFILLED
by CD in**looks like someone in the wtc made a booboo******** lol!!!!!
& it is not the 1st time.
can anyone say damage control!!!
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Well, this is a real delimma. JW's are supposed to "listen" to the ELDERS without question and now they are saying that's wrong. Which way is it????? All the flip-flopping is getting me dizzy! Did the "holy spirit" deceive this elder? Why would it play tricks on people? (Maybe the "holy spirit" had the day off...)
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The Preaching work has ended and now the end will come... have you heard ?
by thasmyquixtar5000 inthis one was too funny... sent to me by my brother an audio tape of a talk stating that the preaching work is now over and that witnesses are in every country in the world, except north korea, somila, and afganistan (excuse my miss spellings) but really this was just too funny so funny i could not even listen to the whole thing with out screaming in laughter.
the brother goes on to say that they will not be preaching in those countries becaues jehovah god will never put his people in danger and allow them to be killed... hello... what about all those that died over no blood, and what about all those in africa rewanda that the brother told to refuse to except an id card sumilar to our ss card telling those poor brothers that it was a form of worship?
i could not believe it but thought it was just tipical of the times, too many of the witnesses are leaving, and the love of the greater number has cooled the hell off... they are grabbing at straws right about now.
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Welcome to the board! Glad to know that scary voice he used didn't upset you! It really is funny to see what extent they will go to try and bully their audience.
Honesty...that's the funniest pic!
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If Jesus could talk to Satan...
by AuldSoul inconsider the scene: jesus has just been baptized and immediately leaves for an extended stay in the wilderness all on his lonesome.
now ... already this is something the governing body would discourage any jw from doing, but i digress.. along comes satan.
jesus knows it is satan, because of how satany he is.
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If Jesus could talk to Satan...then so can you!!!
Oh wait, I thought this was the thread about talking to spirits. Nevermind. Oops.
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Look what I got last night :)
by misanthropic inhe's 7 weeks old, he's a chocolate lab and i named him tony.
his eye isn't messed up it just looks that way because i was trying to get his face to look forward while i pushed the button all at once.
he kept me up all night last night crying, but hopefully just like with my beagle he will outgrow that.
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I want another one now!!! How sweet! Don't you just love puppy breath???
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It must be "Global Warming"
by Warlock insnow in malibu yesterday.
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this morning i had to scrape the ice off my windshield and back window.. on the way to work i saw many a frozen front lawn and most cars were covered with ice like mine.. all on the outskirts of los angeles.. it must be "global warming".. warlock.
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scientists talked of another ice age coming, now it's global warming
Simple answer: First the global warming, then the Ice Age.
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