There is obviously a male "hair dresser" in the governing body or on the writing staff. In addition to the banquet of spiritual food dispensed from the faithful and discreet slave, we can now expect a new line of hair care products from the WTBTS to offer the householder while sharing in the door-to-door work. These new products are a result of the WTBTS's merger with Revlon. The new line of hair care products will include:
Franz Folicle Rejuvenator
Je-Yahweh Styling Gel
Kingdom Ministry Mousse
Live Forever HIghlights Kit
and
. . . Society Super-hold Styling Spritz (guaranteed to hold your style for a thousand years)
I am looking forward to enhancing my spiritual progress by using these fine products!
Corvin