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  Urgent Plea from Jehovah by One of His Anointed (sacred secret revealed)

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in all of my postings i have sounded out a message of warning to all of those that cared to listen.

  we are at the point where a warning is in the form of a solemn plea.

  i am revealing to you a secret that most everyone has always asked.

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  Corvin, you forgot to pick up your tab yesterday when we went out...

  . . . which reminds me, Preston; I am gonna need my equipment back by next Saturday.
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  Brownboy has left us!

  by mkr32208 in

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  2. friends

  i went back and read some of his old post i dont' think he will be missed... didn't he promise to leave back in april?.

  i think we should have a pool as to when he'll be back!

  i for one plan to begin to scour the book of revelations tonight to try to pic my date!.

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  Corvin

  Brownboy has left us!

  Who's Brownboy?
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  Oh my gawd!!! There is a gawd!!!

  by Elsewhere in

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  2. friends

  today i bought some cottonelle alow & e toilet paper.

  oh my gawd... i will never use anything else again!

  this stuff is awsome!!

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  Urgent Plea from Jehovah by One of His Anointed (sacred secret revealed)

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in all of my postings i have sounded out a message of warning to all of those that cared to listen.

  we are at the point where a warning is in the form of a solemn plea.

  i am revealing to you a secret that most everyone has always asked.

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  Corvin

  I have delivered the message. I will not be returning to this forum.

  A direct blasphemy against God will not be forgiven ! ! !

  Hey Brownboy, kiss this before you leave, will ya?
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  Urgent Plea from Jehovah by One of His Anointed (sacred secret revealed)

  by Brownboy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  in all of my postings i have sounded out a message of warning to all of those that cared to listen.

  we are at the point where a warning is in the form of a solemn plea.

  i am revealing to you a secret that most everyone has always asked.

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  Corvin

  Jehovah will first cause your heart to beat heavily.

  You then begin to sense the taste of blood in your mouth.

  And finally, you feel a distinct impression on your forehead.

  Brownboy, you just described Saturday night at a gay leather bar.

  Corvin
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  Studying the new "Keep on the Watch!" brochure - Contradictions on page 18?

  by ozziepost in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  it's a while since i reviewed the publications that dubs use on their "home bible studies", so the release of a new brochure gives us that opportunity again!.

  dubs will be using the "keep on the watch!

  " brochure to "invite" the lapsed, as well as the recently interested ones to commit themselves to "god's earthly organisation".. the trouble is, that the writing department have used this glossy brochure to misrepresent the 'real' truth.. page 18 shows a picture of a happy social gathering in "the new system".

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  the plastic chairs could have survived the big A if they had been in the KH during the calamities. and now that they've made it thru...these chairs will last forever - no need to reproduce.

  Yes, yes! It has to be true. Why, I have carried the same set of plastic chairs with me for 37 years, and I inherited them from my mother who inherited them from her mother. So you see, plastic chairs are WTBTS approved for use in the new system of things. Ozzie, you shouldn't be so critical of those working so hard to further kingdom interests. If the FDS says there will be plastic chairs in the New Order, then there will be plastic chairs!

  He has a manufacturing plant in heaven where he makes plastic chairs, tupperware containers, and cock rings.

  Their won't however, be any milk. How do I know this? Because the Bible talks about bringing about udder destruction. So you see, no cows, no milk. But this is all a moo point anyway, isn't it? And OMG! No more leather studded cockrings? I don't wanna live forever in paradise on earth if there are no leather studded cockrings.

  Corvin
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  How to Deal with Shunners Part I. It Is They Who are Afraid

  by jst2laws in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  shunners, they are afraid.

  how to deal with them.

  having been df'd about a year ago for apostasy (the sin of thinking for yourself without disengaging your mouth) i have taken advantage of several opportunities to speak to local jw's.

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  Shunners are conditioned to be treacherous. See farkel's thread on the scorpion and the toad.

  Nancy was named after a sister we were close to when I was still married to Nancy's mother and still in the org. We were all very close to the entire family. The corrupt old cow is one of the meddling sisters that persuaded my ex to give me the ultimatum: "get reinstated or I am divorcing your arse." She, in reality hates her husband, hates men and authority and general and constantly mutters under her breath about other JW?s in the congregation. Real negative, bitter and vindictive old cow.

  She works for the same company as my current wife, Mary, as a checker. She was also sitting ringside in the courtroom with her flower-print field service dress, book bag and Watchtowers in hand while my ex-wife showed letters to the judge full of lies written by those sweet loving JW's in her congregation.

  Me and my son, Beau, went to the grocery store the other night to get stuff for dinner. There was Nancy, my daughter's namesake, standing at the checkout counter. I felt mischievous and got in her line. She did not notice me till I was next to have my groceries scanned. She tensed and figured I was going to blast her publicly and embarrass her. I was tempted, but instead I made her fulfill her role as the courteous Albertson's checker she was obligated to be. I was determined that she would not shun me, but instead talk really really nice to me. I said, " hello, how are you?", very warmly and enthusiastically. Beau grinned knowing what I was up to. She returned the greeting to save face in front of those behind me in line. When she finished scanning my groceries, I pulled a pack of smokes out of my shirt pocket and asked her to go fetch me some just like'em. She stopped breathing , visibly offended, and called to a bagger to get them. I thanked her kindly, she circled the savings on my receipt, told me to have a nice night, and I walked off very content and satisfied.

  Kindness is good.

  Corvin
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  How to Deal with Shunners Part I. It Is They Who are Afraid

  by jst2laws in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  shunners, they are afraid.

  how to deal with them.

  having been df'd about a year ago for apostasy (the sin of thinking for yourself without disengaging your mouth) i have taken advantage of several opportunities to speak to local jw's.

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  Corvin

  When I was a teen in the org, I had a best friend, James, also in the org. We worked together, hung out together, chased girls together, did everything together (cept for showering and sleeping that is). We always had incredible rapport and he was never "strong in the truth" as they say. Even after we became adults and each got married, we continued our friendship, our hanging out. I was baptized at 16. He finally took the dip long after he was married and in his late 20's.

  The last time I talked to him was just before I was df'd in 1990.

  My daughter, Nancy, is best friends with James' neice, Candice. Nancy was going on a desert trip with them and I dropped her off at his house. There he was, like he'd never aged a day, just a little grey and heavier is all. His brother, Alex was there. We always shared a laugh. I got out of my car and walked up to him. He shook my hand and said I looked like Kevin Spacey. We laughed just like we always did. It felt good because there was always such love between us, such friendship. There we were, all together again, our faces beaming at seeing each other after all these years, unable to erase the good times in our hearts and minds. It was like we'd never lost contact and it was like standing in the sunshine again after a long winter. We breifly caught up on 14 years, and he told me he had not been to a meeting in years cept for memorial. He was inactive and doing the fade more or less.

  He mentioned he liked scotch. Turns out we had both acquired a taste for scotch over the years and I suggested that we get together over a bottle of Glenn-something and have dinner or whatever. Suddenly the mood shifted. Guess what he said to me.

  "I'm sorry, Corvin, but I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that because, you know, you are disfellowshipped and all . . ."

  Yep. It's conditioning, it's sick and it can hurt. I do not want my kids within five city blocks of a effing JW.

  Corvin
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  What Brand of Toothpaste do you use?

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i need your advice.... i've used pepsodent since i was a little boy.

  however, since i have stopped shopping at walmart, i am having trouble finding it now.

  i have about another week's worth left in this tube, then i'm going to have to change brands.

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  Corvin

  I dip my tooth brush in paroxide, then fill it full of baking soda, then put some Colgate on it . . . then take a sip of paroxide (no swallowing the paroxide) then I brush away.

  mmmm . . . clean!
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  The Scorpian and the Toad

  by Farkel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a toad was at the edge of a very swift river, and he could not swim.

  a scorpian approaches him and said, "i'm a very good swimmer.

  i'm a scorpian.

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  Corvin

  I loved this as told by Forest Whitaker in The Crying Game. I never forgot it.

  Yes, yes! That's where I heard that parable! Thanks T. Great movie btw.

  Corvin