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  Flower Soap??

  by Sassy in

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  ok.. my mom and grandmother always had pretty soaps in the bathroom.. but i ran into these on the net and was in awe.... .

  can you believe these are not real?

  but truly soap??

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  I have never understood that. Soap that I can't use to wash. Towels that I can't use to dry myself. Candles that I can't light. Yeah, they're pretty, but ...
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  Flower Soap??

  by Sassy in

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  ok.. my mom and grandmother always had pretty soaps in the bathroom.. but i ran into these on the net and was in awe.... .

  can you believe these are not real?

  but truly soap??

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  Will they hold their shape after a few uses in the shower?
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  Things Learned Along the Way

  by blondie in

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  i have collected sayings, homilies, whatever along the way that crystallize something bigger i learned.

  i will post a few every day.

  if you have one, please share it.. if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.. to belittle is to be little.. somewhere, i got the idea if i just took care of others, i would be taken care of.. blondie

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  There are phrases you must learn to avoid like "That badge looks stupid." or "I can prove these shoes are fireproof."
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  Do you fear death?

  by onacruse in

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  the ultimate test of our existence: termination.. i don't fear death...no reservations, no nightmares.. craig

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  And then what (if anything)?

  I dunno. I'll find out when I get there. If I'm lucky, I'll be re-incarnated as a dog ... someone will pamper me, feed me, and scratch my belly. I'll get to ride around with my head sticking out of the car windows. And at the faint whiff of some ovulating female's scent on the breeze, I'll take off running to complete my appointed task.

  Does not the idea of "this, and then nothing" evoke a certain sense of fear?

  Nope. It just means that I've gotta get it done on this pass, because there may not be another.
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  What's Your View of Telling A Lie???

  by minimus in

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  do you believe that telling a lie is generally no big deal?

  do you try not to lie?

  i know some that will speak the truth no matter how much it might hurt.

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  Depends on the lie. I've never been comfortable telling an outright whopper, but I'm OK with "white lies". I think there's a big difference between lying about "Wow! That color looks great on you!" vs. lying about "No, Honey ... I have not been bumping uglies with your sister."
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  Ya Ever Have One Of Those Days Where...

  by copsec in

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  you just absolutely cannot go to work?

  i am having one of those days.

  i drove all the way to work and the whole way there was pissed cause i hate the job at the moment so i walked in and said.

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  I was thinking something similar to Sally's suggestion ... tell your boss you have anal glaucoma & you just can't see your ass coming to the office today.
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  Do you fear death?

  by onacruse in

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  the ultimate test of our existence: termination.. i don't fear death...no reservations, no nightmares.. craig

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  Well, no ... not scared of it, ... but it's not like I wanna rush it or anything. It will catch up with me sooner or later.
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  Are Cats For Christians?

  by TowerWatch in

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  this is not my work it has been floating around the web for a couple of years.

  i have it on my web site at

  and it is on a few other sites.

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  Dan-O

  Are Cats For Christians?

  Why not? They ARE "the other white meat".
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  Why Sex??

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  since being de-borged, i have come to appreciate that the answer to the old blue book "did man get here by evolution or by creation" is probably "evolution".. one thing about evolution which is still hard to explain is why or how did sexual reproduction evolve?

  of course now that we have it, i guess most of us would not like to go back to the "old" way, of either dividing ourselves into 2, or else self-fertilizing ourselves from our own 2 sets of sex-organs (ewwww!!!).

  i know a lot of men try this anyway but to no avail.......... but what motive force could have existed to actually evolve sexual reproduction in the first place?

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  maybe you could help with some explanations for the origin of sexual reproduction

  See, now this is one of the things that I take as proof of a Divine Being.

  We have genitals. We can rub our genitals together. We have tongues. We can rub our genitals against one another's tongues.

  DO YOU THINK EVOLUTION PRODUCED THIS???
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  This song describes me pretty well

  by copsec in

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  http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/wilson-gretchen/redneck-woman-12760.html

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  Dan-O

  Where's FMZ when we need a "HELLYEAH!"?