If one of those bottle should happen to fall,
143,995 bottles of beer on the wall
Posts by Dan-O
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27144,000 bottles of beer on the wall,
by avishai in144, 000 bottles of beer!!!
you take one down, pass it around.......
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Not Many Brits Know That America Declared War On Us..
by Englishman inaccording to this article, the end of this particular war was the start of a strong bond, now known as a special relationship between our 2 countries.
http://www.napoleonguide.com/campaign_1812.htm.
and, ever since that date, the special relationship between britain and the usa has been totally fair and balanced with both countries giving and receiving in exactly equal amounts.. .
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Dan-O
Thanks, Czar. Now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head all night.
Anyone told you that you look like Phil Mitchell?
E-man, who the F is that?
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If I were to visit your town for the first time..
by doodle-v inwhat food places would you reccomend?
if im in a new town, i like going to eat at places that locals go to that most like likely are not in all the tourists guides, if possible.
if you were to come to my town, i'd probably take you to eat at dick's drive in (best burgers imo) and if you were in the mood for something fancy, maybe el gauchos (best steakhouse imo) and terrific atmosphere... how bout you?
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Dan-O
Well, now ... if I named the local hot spots, then you'd know which little town I really call home these days. Ain't gonna happen, Honeybunch.
Let's just say Bandido's, Casa d'Angelo, and the Munchie Emporium.
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im curious where is everyone from?
by brokenfairy in.
i am originally from the fort worth/grand prairie area....just curious as to where others have come from?
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Dan-O
central Illinois
w00t! Big Al's!
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Not Many Brits Know That America Declared War On Us..
by Englishman inaccording to this article, the end of this particular war was the start of a strong bond, now known as a special relationship between our 2 countries.
http://www.napoleonguide.com/campaign_1812.htm.
and, ever since that date, the special relationship between britain and the usa has been totally fair and balanced with both countries giving and receiving in exactly equal amounts.. .
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Dan-O
It seemed like things were going fairly well, but then you Brits had to send anne Robinson over here to annoy the crap out of us.
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The generation that saw the generation of 1914!
by Gill ini have been today hotly debating with my jw parents about the 1914 'problem' and how the generation that saw the signs will soon be dead and gone and 'then what you gonna do!
' said i all smug like.
i was then informed that 'the generation that will by no means pass away' now meant all of those that were born during the lifetime of those who saw the beginning of the signs in 1914!.
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Dan-O
Maybe it's a Methuselah generation ... giving them several hundred more years?
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Yeah der hey, Wisconsin is going to be the new Texas dontchya know!
by Winston Smith :>D inmaybe it?s just me, but lately i?ve noticed a large army of wisconsinite apostates on this board.
what do you say gang, can we take texas as the state with the most apostates?
god knows we can drink a lot, we love to eat, and we know how to party.
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Dan-O
There's an easy way to settle the debate: whichever state ships me the most cases of either Shiner or Leinenkugel wins.
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Candy
by duffy inyears ago, while i was still in, i heard coworkers talk about jws leaving candy on their porch.
i had to tell them i knew nothing about that practice and that i thought it sounded kind of cheesy to be honest.
over the years i 've heard the same comments about jws leaving candy behind when they find no one at home...
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Dan-O
Is this some sort of Halloween in reverse?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Your True God, "El/Yah"
by ColdRedRain inhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/el_(god) .
in the tanakh ?elohim is the normal word for a god or the great god (or gods).
but the form ?el also appears, mostly in poetic passages and in the partiarchal narratives attributed to the p source according the documentary hypothesis.
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Dan-O
Dig back a little farther, past the Canaanite traditions, and look at Sumerian mythologies regarding Enlil and Enki, half-brothers and the sons of Anu. Enlil was the more vengeful of the two, and sounds an awful lot like the Jehovah of the Old Testament. Enki was the one who created man and who tried to lead man to spiritual enlightenment, which really frosted Enlil's shorts because Enlil wanted man to remain as a simple laborer in his garden. Oh, and then there's the part about some of these deities being represented as serpents or dragons ... Sound familiar?
I'm currently reading a book by Laurence Gardner, who says "This muddled and unparalleled concept of Jehovah being right when he was wrong, honest when he was dishonest, was born out of an inherent fear of his vengeful power and unbounded wrath. Whether as Jehovah (in Genesis) or as Enlil (in Mesopotamian record) it was he who had instigated the Semitic invasions which led to the ?confusion of tongues? and the fall of Sumer. It was he who had brought about the devastating Flood, and it was he who had leveled the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah -- not because of their wickedness, as related in Genesis (18-19), but because of the wisdom and insight of their inhabitants. It was Jehovah who had removed the Israelites from their homeland and sending them into seventy years of captivity.?
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How many do you think there really are?
by ConcernedMom inwhenever i hear anyone referring to "false" gods or "the one true" god, it reminds me of the old game show to tell the truth.
#1: i am the one true god.
#2: i am the one true god.
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Dan-O
Define "God". I think there's probably a boatload of superior lifeforms out there in the universe. But my definition of "God" doesn't synch with the traditional Dub definition of an eternal, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent single being.
